Do you have any questions about movies?

[Mur]

What kind of movies did you work on? Shit like Beer league or real movies?

[Lawsy]

I hate it when they use condoms in porn.

[Chriza]

I hate it when they use condoms in porn.

I hate it in real life more

[Nurse Remulak]

I wish you'd been working on the set of Twilight Zone the Movie during the helicopter crash and it landed on you and severed your stupid gay ugly smelly shit filled head!

I'm still not clear on what you are getting at.

How many times do you apply merkins on set?

Why does JJ Abrams use so much fucking lens flare? We get it that he is trying to emulate the anamorphic widescreen look but ease up on it.

Rarely is pussy or balls shown on feature films.. so no merkins.. I dunno why JJ Abram's DOP likes lens flare.. Most people have migrated away from 4:3 TVs and now have 16:9 TVs.. 4:3 is a dinosaur but there still are frame references on film cameras for 4:3.

Has a scene ever had to be reshot because someone farted audibly?

Totally.. even crew members have farted.. or their cell went off.. or they sneezed. Did a scene with a 1300 lb Kodiak bear once and all the female crew members on the rag had to leave set for their own safety.. (the smell of blood..)

[Chriza]

I have been involved in several films if anyone needs to know anything

[Gomez]

I had a work-study job at the Theatre Dept at the university from which I gradumanated, and they were all assholes .. every one of em. Narcissicism flowed through the halls like jizz on a porn set.
Please comment

[beatlejews]

Al Pacino. Genius or madman?

[gwartney]

Were you ever on a big expensive shot where everything went just right and then the cameraman figured out he ran out of film before it was over?

[Nurse Remulak]

What kind of movies did you work on? Shit like Beer league or real movies?

Some stuff you definitely know and saw... and some stuff like Beer League. When you get hired you have no idea how the movie will do.. nobody does. it's a crap shoot every time.

[Chriza]

Some stuff you definitely know and saw... and some stuff like Beer League.

JUST TELL US YOU GOD DAMN TWAT

[gwartney]

I have been involved in several films if anyone needs to know anything

We've seen your films

[gwartney]

Did you ever have an actor get a boner when he wasn't supposed to and ruin a scene?

[Dream Theater]

Whats the biggest hit movie you've worked on?

[gwartney]

Did you ever work with Pee Wee Herman?

[Lawsy]

I hate it in real life more

I really hate em in real life.
hence my love child

[gwartney]

Did you ever work on any gladiator movies?

[beatlejews]

Abe Vigoda. Dead or alive?

[Lawsy]

I have been involved in several films if anyone needs to know anything

what movies

[gwartney]

I promise I will stop all these people from harassing you if you can tell me that you've worked on a Star Trek movie. OR even one of the Harry Potter films. Or even James Bond.

[Nurse Remulak]

I had a work-study job at the Theatre Dept at the university from which I gradumanated, and they were all assholes .. every one of em. Narcissicism flowed through the halls like jizz on a porn set.
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Fuck ya... I got into it because I enjoy it.. alot are there simply for status.. I would say I end up hating half the crew because so many are douchebags.. and then there are the crew memebers who you built life-long friendships with. The "talent" is universally hated by the crew..