I've been on set in film and television for nearly 20 years.. thought it would be fun to shoot the shit about some technical or behind-the-scenes stuff you may have wondered while watching movies.. so here's your chance. The first thing I wanna say is that it is anything but glamorous, that's total bullshit. It can be a ton of fun some days - (when your blowing something up, or big car chases, or shootouts..) But 95% of the time it's like any other job, you show up, do your job, go home.. (except I watchfucking overpaid moronspeople play dress-up and talk.)
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03-18-2013, 02:25 PM #1Maverick
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Do you have any questions about movies?
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03-18-2013, 02:25 PM #2Keep Calm and Fak U
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Go to hell stupid faggot bitch
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03-18-2013, 02:26 PM #3Grab 'em in the biscuits
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why do the guys wear condoms when they end up spooging in the girl's mouth anyways?
"Would I rather be feared or loved? Um... Easy, both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me. " - Michael Scott Originally Posted by Shine
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03-18-2013, 02:30 PM #4DS Supporter
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does the Key Grip do what I think he does?
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03-18-2013, 02:31 PM #5Maverick
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Don't sugar-coat it.. What are you trying to say? Originally Posted by Chriza
Never worked on any pornos.. only features.. and never did a sex scene that ever involved a condom.. But I did do a three day "closed set" sex scene where the actress FUCKING HATED the actor she had to do the scene with. So every day she ate a bowl of tuna and onions from craft service on her way to set.. just to fuck with the guy. Originally Posted by BrulesRules
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03-18-2013, 02:32 PM #6Keep Calm and Fak U
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I wish you'd been working on the set of Twilight Zone the Movie during the helicopter crash and it landed on you and severed your stupid gay ugly smelly shit filled head!
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03-18-2013, 02:34 PM #7nowhere poster
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i would definitely trade this poster for Vic Morrow
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03-18-2013, 02:35 PM #8DS Supporter
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How many times do you apply merkins on set?
Why does JJ Abrams use so much fucking lens flare? We get it that he is trying to emulate the anamorphic widescreen look but ease up on it.
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03-18-2013, 02:35 PM #9Maverick
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in the movie roadhouse was patrick swayze character Dutch based on a real life bouncer?
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03-18-2013, 02:35 PM #10Maverick
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Grips are responsible for the movement of the camera and any rigging that needs to be done. They build the dolly tracks, light stands, anything that needs to be constructed that lights or camera go on - (cranes, lifts, zoom booms, process vehicles..) The "Key" is the boss dude in that department.. the "Best Boy" is his next in command. They usually have better weed than the Electrics. Originally Posted by Gomez El Fartknockero
does the Key Grip do what I think he does?
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03-18-2013, 02:35 PM #11Keep Calm and Fak U
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I liked in Bad News Bears when he smacked the shit out of his kid Originally Posted by beatlejews
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03-18-2013, 02:36 PM #12Grab 'em in the biscuits
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Has a scene ever had to be reshot because someone farted audibly?
"Would I rather be feared or loved? Um... Easy, both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me. " - Michael Scott Originally Posted by Shine
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03-18-2013, 02:37 PM #13DS Supporter
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And the kid was Eddie from the tv show "Courtship of Eddie's Father" with Bill Bixby as Eddie's father. Great show. Originally Posted by Chriza
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03-18-2013, 02:41 PM #14nowhere poster
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03-18-2013, 02:41 PM #15Douchebag Extraordinaire
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Fluffer.
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03-18-2013, 02:42 PM #16GuysCooking thread slayer
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Have you ever had to perform the duties of "The Fluffer"?
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03-18-2013, 02:43 PM #17Bar Fly
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Continue to not tell us names, or add ANYTHING that would make this borefest wemotely intawesting. Originally Posted by Nurse Remulak
Don't sugar-coat it.. What are you trying to say?
Never worked on any pornos.. only features.. and never did a sex scene that ever involved a condom.. But I did do a three day "closed set" sex scene where the actress FUCKING HATED the actor she had to do the scene with. So every day she ate a bowl of tuna and onions from craft service on her way to set.. just to fuck with the guy.
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03-18-2013, 02:43 PM #18nowhere poster
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i think Harry Nillson sang the theme Originally Posted by fletchman71
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03-18-2013, 02:43 PM #19Keep Calm and Fak U
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Originally Posted by Chwizas Girl
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03-18-2013, 02:44 PM #20nowhere poster
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What's Corey Haim really like?
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