What genetic component causes "Man" to smell his fingers after scratching his Balls

**2Manboobs** · 03-19-2013, 08:19 AM

Much like how 'man' cannot sneeze without closing his eyes... or, how 'man' cannot hold his breathe long enough to die... What in 'mans' genetic coding requires him to have to smell his hand immediately after scratching his scrotum? ... Why was this feature incorporated into 'mans' original blueprinting?

**BrulesRules** · 03-19-2013, 08:20 AM

probably the same one that makes him look at his poop everytime he shits. Or maybe just a way to tell if he needs to shower?

**Lawsy** · 03-19-2013, 08:20 AM

Same reason everyone stops to smell their own poots. I dont think it's a gender thing to be honest.

**baltimore mike** · 03-19-2013, 08:21 AM

hi teddy

**baltimore mike** · 03-19-2013, 08:22 AM

oh fuck thats not teddy

**bobtraw** · 03-19-2013, 08:28 AM

It's Teddy.

**baltimore mike** · 03-19-2013, 08:34 AM

this fag is using teddy av

**gwartney** · 03-19-2013, 08:36 AM

Why did you steal Ted's av?

**2Manboobs** · 03-19-2013, 08:36 AM

Originally Posted by BrulesRules

probably the same one that makes him look at his poop everytime he shits. Or maybe just a way to tell if he needs to shower?

If Scrotal smell was a barometer, then we'd need to shower every 2-3 of hours

**2Manboobs** · 03-19-2013, 08:36 AM

Originally Posted by gwartney

Why did you steal Ted's av?

huh?

**baltimore mike** · 03-19-2013, 08:39 AM

**2Manboobs** · 03-19-2013, 08:40 AM

Originally Posted by Lawsy

Same reason everyone stops to smell their own poots. I dont think it's a gender thing to be honest.

But, being as we feel instinctually compelled to do so.. there must have been a reason for this maneuver at some point in "mans" existence?

**wigtropolis** · 03-19-2013, 08:41 AM

cavemen don't shower, so why should I. My woman loves the rank, she wants to see heat waves coming off my junk and buzzards circling our house

**bobtraw** · 03-19-2013, 08:41 AM

Do you always smell something when you scratch your balls? Is it a urine smell like Howard has?

**2Manboobs** · 03-19-2013, 08:42 AM

Originally Posted by baltimore mike

this fag is using teddy av

I think you're a little too involved in the daily goings on here ... This is a clear indicator that you should get out & socialize more

**2Manboobs** · 03-19-2013, 08:43 AM

Originally Posted by bobtraw

Do you always smell something when you scratch your balls? Is it a urine smell like Howard has?

Sometimes it is.. Other times its altogether different

**2Manboobs** · 03-19-2013, 08:46 AM

Originally Posted by wigtropolis

cavemen don't shower, so why should I. My woman loves the rank, she wants to see heat waves coming off my junk and buzzards circling our house

The need to cleanse oneself is certainly instinctual in the animal world....Therefore, its likely a safe bet that the same applies to Homo-Sapiens

And, NO one enjoys the smell of "ballsack" after a long day working in the sun...