There was a Steven Seagal movie on last night and I dreamt I was kissing him

[bobtraw]

It was pretty cool. It was fat Steven Seagal, too, and he was being filmed 99 percent in the dark so you couldn't see the totality of his massiveness.

[BrulesRules]

two nights ago I had a dream I was having sex with pornstar Lela Star at some hotel. I just remember squeezing her butt cheeks and it feeling very realistic in my dream.

[Popeye Saavedra]

two nights ago I had a dream I was having sex with pornstar Lela Star at some hotel. I just remember squeezing her butt cheeks and it feeling very realistic in my dream.

[DrSublux]

did you feel his balls slap against that fat plum pussy of yours?

[BrulesRules]

don't worry it was Lela Star pre tattoos and boob surgery

[Popeye Saavedra]

did you feel his balls slap against that fat plum pussy of yours?

Well Brules, answer the question.

[bobtraw]

two nights ago I had a dream I was having sex with pornstar Lela Star at some hotel. I just remember squeezing her butt cheeks and it feeling very realistic in my dream.

That sounds like a pretty cool dream, though. We had to solve some kind of mystery together and he was protecting me.

[BrulesRules]

That sounds like a pretty cool dream, though. We had to solve some kind of mystery together and he was protecting me.

So he was still pretending to be a cop like on that TV show?

[bobtraw]

did you feel his balls slap against that fat plum pussy of yours?

No, unfortunately.

[bobtraw]

So he was still pretending to be a cop like on that TV show?

Yes. There was some kind of stain in this gross motel room we were in that he was looking at as a clue.

[bobtraw]

I wish we could have gone to his dojo!

[BrulesRules]

Yes. There was some kind of stain in this gross motel room we were in that he was looking at as a clue.

wonder if it was DNA or just a spilled milkshake?

[bobtraw]

wonder if it was DNA or just a spilled milkshake?

It was a rust colored circular outline on the bed and it was coming from a drip around the fire extinguisher on the ceiling. I don't know what that means.

I also watched Commando with Arnold and Alyssa Milano last night. It was a busy night.

[BrulesRules]

It was a rust colored circular outline on the bed and it was coming from a drip around the fire extinguisher on the ceiling. I don't know what that means.

I also watched Commando with Arnold and Alyssa Milano last night. It was a busy night.

I think the dream was telling you not to smoke in bed or you could die in a horrific fire. Just my interpretation anyways.

[bobtraw]

My lover burned up all my ass and legs, right to the springs.

[This Fucker]

Instead of swapping spit with him you should be teaching his ass how to act.

[RH Goatcabin]

It was pretty cool. It was fat Steven Seagal, too, and he was being filmed 99 percent in the dark so you couldn't see the totality of his massiveness.

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[bobtraw]

Instead of swapping spit with him you should be teaching his ass how to act.

Ain't nobody got time fo dat. We were loving.

[fletchman71]

Out For Justice is Segal's best movie. His fake Brooklyn accent is awesome.

[Schmoopy]

It was pretty cool. It was fat Steven Seagal, too, and he was being filmed 99 percent in the dark so you couldn't see the totality of his massiveness.

Steven would give you a roundhouse kick to the head if you ever dressed like you did in Paris around him.