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  1. 03-18-2013, 08:08 AM #1
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    There was a Steven Seagal movie on last night and I dreamt I was kissing him

    It was pretty cool. It was fat Steven Seagal, too, and he was being filmed 99 percent in the dark so you couldn't see the totality of his massiveness.
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    two nights ago I had a dream I was having sex with pornstar Lela Star at some hotel. I just remember squeezing her butt cheeks and it feeling very realistic in my dream.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BrulesRules View Post
    two nights ago I had a dream I was having sex with pornstar Lela Star at some hotel. I just remember squeezing her butt cheeks and it feeling very realistic in my dream.
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    less words, more tits and ass..
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    BECAUSE EVERYONE IS SAYING THE STEAK IS SHITTY OH MY FUCKING GOD POPEYE I'M GOING TO KILL YOU IN REAL LIFE I'm getting a headache
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    did you feel his balls slap against that fat plum pussy of yours?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Popeye Saavedra View Post
    don't worry it was Lela Star pre tattoos and boob surgery
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    Quote Originally Posted by DrSublux View Post
    did you feel his balls slap against that fat plum pussy of yours?
    Well Brules, answer the question.
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    less words, more tits and ass..
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    BECAUSE EVERYONE IS SAYING THE STEAK IS SHITTY OH MY FUCKING GOD POPEYE I'M GOING TO KILL YOU IN REAL LIFE I'm getting a headache
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    Quote Originally Posted by BrulesRules View Post
    two nights ago I had a dream I was having sex with pornstar Lela Star at some hotel. I just remember squeezing her butt cheeks and it feeling very realistic in my dream.
    That sounds like a pretty cool dream, though. We had to solve some kind of mystery together and he was protecting me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bobtraw View Post
    That sounds like a pretty cool dream, though. We had to solve some kind of mystery together and he was protecting me.
    So he was still pretending to be a cop like on that TV show?
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    Quote Originally Posted by DrSublux View Post
    did you feel his balls slap against that fat plum pussy of yours?
    No, unfortunately.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BrulesRules View Post
    So he was still pretending to be a cop like on that TV show?
    Yes. There was some kind of stain in this gross motel room we were in that he was looking at as a clue.
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    I wish we could have gone to his dojo!
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    Quote Originally Posted by bobtraw View Post
    Yes. There was some kind of stain in this gross motel room we were in that he was looking at as a clue.
    wonder if it was DNA or just a spilled milkshake?
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    Quote Originally Posted by BrulesRules View Post
    wonder if it was DNA or just a spilled milkshake?
    It was a rust colored circular outline on the bed and it was coming from a drip around the fire extinguisher on the ceiling. I don't know what that means.

    I also watched Commando with Arnold and Alyssa Milano last night. It was a busy night.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bobtraw View Post
    It was a rust colored circular outline on the bed and it was coming from a drip around the fire extinguisher on the ceiling. I don't know what that means.

    I also watched Commando with Arnold and Alyssa Milano last night. It was a busy night.
    I think the dream was telling you not to smoke in bed or you could die in a horrific fire. Just my interpretation anyways.
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    My lover burned up all my ass and legs, right to the springs.

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    Instead of swapping spit with him you should be teaching his ass how to act.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bobtraw View Post
    It was pretty cool. It was fat Steven Seagal, too, and he was being filmed 99 percent in the dark so you couldn't see the totality of his massiveness.
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    Quote Originally Posted by This Fucker View Post
    Instead of swapping spit with him you should be teaching his ass how to act.
    Ain't nobody got time fo dat. We were loving.
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    Out For Justice is Segal's best movie. His fake Brooklyn accent is awesome.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bobtraw View Post
    It was pretty cool. It was fat Steven Seagal, too, and he was being filmed 99 percent in the dark so you couldn't see the totality of his massiveness.
    Steven would give you a roundhouse kick to the head if you ever dressed like you did in Paris around him.
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