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    Just watched Jesus being born on History Channel

    No epidural for this hardcore bitch Mary.

    A boon is about to give a gift...

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    It's Madden 33 BC.

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    I rubbed one off to the show. Very disappointed in my performance.

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    It boggles the mind that channels like this, along with the Science channel, etc, show shows like this as if they are fact. I mean there are DOCUMENTARIES and bios about Noah and his fuckin ark as if they actually existed. Ponder-fuckin-ous

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    Quote Originally Posted by boxers View Post
    It boggles the mind that channels like this, along with the Science channel, etc, show shows like this as if they are fact. I mean there are DOCUMENTARIES and bios about Noah and his fuckin ark as if they actually existed. Ponder-fuckin-ous
    I think it's the Learning Channel that has honey boo boo, so it isn't that crazy.


    You don't think Jesus is a historical figure?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Avery View Post
    I think it's the Learning Channel that has honey boo boo, so it isn't that crazy.


    You don't think Jesus is a historical figure?
    Theres proof that Honey boo exists....although I learned about her from the Stern show.
    I dont know if Jesus existed as an actual human but i have no doubt he wasnt the son of a myth. This isnt to say that Im an atheist, though, cuz atheists are as myopic and arrogant as christians...or any theists for that matter.
    Remeber Christianity was started as some sort of desert cult by a few very brilliant minds...actually most cults are the result of some fairly intelligent dudes

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    Quote Originally Posted by boxers View Post
    Theres proof that Honey boo exists....although I learned about her from the Stern show.
    I dont know if Jesus existed as an actual human but i have no doubt he wasnt the son of a myth. This isnt to say that Im an atheist, though, cuz atheists are as myopic and arrogant as christians...or any theists for that matter.
    Remeber Christianity was started as some sort of desert cult by a few very brilliant minds...actually most cults are the result of some fairly intelligent dudes
    It's actually a pretty good show

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    Quote Originally Posted by Toothdecay View Post
    It's actually a pretty good show
    K I'll give this honey Boo Boo a shot. Thanks

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    Quote Originally Posted by boxers View Post
    K I'll give this honey Boo Boo a shot. Thanks
    No that show sux but The Bible is pretty good, better than that fucking Vikings show

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    No that show sux but The Bible is pretty good, better than that fucking Vikings show
    Damn I didnt know you was all talikng about the tv show, The Bible. My bad. Immona look into it long before i watch the fat girl eating paskeggiti

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    Quote Originally Posted by boxers View Post
    Damn I didnt know you was all talikng about the tv show, The Bible. My bad. Immona look into it long before i watch the fat girl eating paskeggiti
    Cool well have a great night

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    Quote Originally Posted by Toothdecay View Post
    Cool well have a great night
    Why thank you. How old are you? Do you like older men?

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    Quote Originally Posted by boxers View Post
    Why thank you. How old are you? Do you like older men?
    No I'm just into impregnating chicks, but you already knew that

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    Quote Originally Posted by Toothdecay View Post
    No I'm just into impregnating chicks, but you already knew that
    With what? Turkey baster and a donor?

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    Quote Originally Posted by boxers View Post
    With what? Turkey baster and a donor?
    Nah I find my penis works best

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    Nah I find my penis works best
    If you shave your buttocks and upper thighs I ..am... so... in

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    Quote Originally Posted by boxers View Post
    If you shave your buttocks and upper thighs I ..am... so... in
    No thanx I only shave my cock region

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    Recorded it. Will be watching tonight
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    Did you see mary's pussy?

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    saw the interview of the two producers, mark burnett & wife...its funny that she had to play mary cuz they couldn/t find anyone else good enough, she's 40+, no one even lived that long back then never mind had a kid....what an ego project from these two fucks..
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