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[Satori Brah]

This is a thread for all the CrossFit brahs/bras. Post your WOD, thoughts about your CrossFit facility,
and how ripped you're getting for summer, or anything CrossFit related

Put this logo in your signature and you're in the crew:



or post a logo of your own CrossFit gym

[Lawsy]

oh god. my ex drank their koolaid.

let's throw some tires!!

[Satori Brah]

oh god. my ex drank their koolaid.

let's throw some tires!!

[Mack]

My wife just hired a Crossfit instructor as a loan officer. TOTAL lezbo, tho.

[Lawsy]

Did you honestly join one of these, Satori?
And has anyone ever told you that you kind of look like a young Elvis?

[Splash]

Did you honestly join one of these, Satori?
And has anyone ever told you that you kind of look like a young Elvis?

I said he looks like a young Elvis that's aged 45 years

[wetback]

In!

[The Shiv]

I've thought about doing this

[Lawsy]

be careful if you do.
it doesnt take much to get certified to open up a crossfit. it's kinda scary how little is required.

[Splash]

Cross fit is super gay. Its the dude version of spin class

everyone yells

[Lawsy]

and drop weights

[wetback]

be careful if you do.
it doesnt take much to get certified to open up a crossfit. it's kinda scary how little is required.

[Lawsy]

and everything is about WODS and gay ass knee socks.

[wetback]

Cross fit is super gay. Its the dude version of spin class

everyone yells

Go be fat somewhere else!

[Satori Brah]

Did you honestly join one of these, Satori?
And has anyone ever told you that you kind of look like a young Elvis?

I've been doing it on and off for 5 years

yes, as a matter of fact

I said he looks like a young Elvis that's aged 45 years

In!

I've thought about doing this

do it brah. You will be in great shape in no time. srs

be careful if you do.
it doesnt take much to get certified to open up a crossfit. it's kinda scary how little is required.

jeez...stfu....you have no dea what you're talking about

Cross fit is super gay. Its the dude version of spin class

everyone yells

^ couldn't hack it

[The Shiv]

Is it a class?

[Satori Brah]

and everything is about WODS and gay ass knee socks.

^ couldn't hack it AND got dumped for a hot crossfit chick

Go be fat somewhere else!

[Avery]

Are there group showers after the workout?

[Satori Brah]

My wife just hired a Crossfit instructor as a loan officer. TOTAL lezbo, tho.

give it a try, brah. it will kick your ass at first but then you'll grow to
love it

[wetback]

^ couldn't hack it AND got dumped for a hot crossfit chick