Was Just Accosted By 2 Gold Selling Muslims In The No Frills Parking Lot (srs)

**blairg** · 03-17-2013, 05:16 PM

I spent most of the day taking apart metal again. My neighbor had to go to No Frills to pick up some green onions and a cucumber. When we got back to his truck there was a car parked beside his with Quebec license plates, man in the front, woman in the back, and brown (that's how I know they were Muslim). She gets out and goes to his window and knocks on it. He opens it and she pulls out this gold chain and starts telling us how they are stuck here and they need money to get back to Quebec, so they are will to sell this 1000$ gold necklace for 100$. He asked me to look at the stamp cause he can't read, and it was stamped 18k on the clasp, but there are pawn shops all over this city that would by it for way more then a 100 it was real, so I was all let's just leave. Then she pulls out a fucking knife and starts scratching it and is all "see, no marks! is real!". The whole time the dude in the drivers seat is staring at us with this creepy glare. I finally convinced my neighbor to just get the fuck outta there cause he really wanted to buy it.

**Avery** · 03-17-2013, 05:17 PM

"see, no marks! is real!"

There would be marks if it was real.

**zhukov** · 03-17-2013, 05:17 PM

you need to move

**PLZ callmeTED** · 03-17-2013, 05:17 PM

What's with you guys and bagged milk, blairg?

**blairg** · 03-17-2013, 05:18 PM

Originally Posted by Avery

"see, no marks! is real!"

There would be marks if it was real.

really? I have no idea about this shit but I was nervous as fuck and just wanted to leave.

**blairg** · 03-17-2013, 05:19 PM

Originally Posted by PLZ callmeTED

What's with you guys and bagged milk, blairg?

hi Ted. No clue, it's just how we roll, but I would say the majority of Canadians buy cartons, I can't remember the last time I bought bags.

**Schmoopy** · 03-17-2013, 05:20 PM

Originally Posted by blairg

I spent most of the day taking apart metal again. My neighbor had to go to No Frills to pick up some green onions and a cucumber. When we got back to his truck there was a car parked beside his with Quebec license plates, man in the front, woman in the back, and brown (that's how I know they were Muslim). She gets out and goes to his window and knocks on it. He opens it and she pulls out this gold chain and starts telling us how they are stuck here and they need money to get back to Quebec, so they are will to sell this 1000$ gold necklace for 100$. He asked me to look at the stamp cause he can't read, and it was stamped 18k on the clasp, but there are pawn shops all over this city that would by it for way more then a 100 it was real, so I was all let's just leave. Then she pulls out a fucking knife and starts scratching it and is all "see, no marks! is real!". The whole time the dude in the drivers seat is staring at us with this creepy glare. I finally convinced my neighbor to just get the fuck outta there cause he really wanted to buy it.

You don't even know what "accosted" means.

**blairg** · 03-17-2013, 05:20 PM

Originally Posted by zhukov

you need to move

this city isn't getting any better

**Schmoopy** · 03-17-2013, 05:20 PM

Originally Posted by Avery

"see, no marks! is real!"

There would be marks if it was real.

**blairg** · 03-17-2013, 05:20 PM

Originally Posted by Schmoopy

You don't even know what "accosted" means.

you could be right

**Schmoopy** · 03-17-2013, 05:21 PM

accosted past participle, past tense of ac·cost (Verb)

Verb

Approach and address (someone) boldly or aggressively.
Approach (someone) with hostility or harmful intent.

**FOXXXONE** · 03-17-2013, 05:22 PM

Originally Posted by blairg

hi Ted. No clue, it's just how we roll, but I would say the majority of Canadians buy cartons, I can't remember the last time I bought bags.

I buy bags twice a week .

**blairg** · 03-17-2013, 05:23 PM

Originally Posted by Schmoopy

accosted past participle, past tense of ac·cost (Verb)

Verb

Approach and address (someone) boldly or aggressively.
Approach (someone) with hostility or harmful intent.

well she approached us, and she was pretty fucking aggressive trying to sell this shit, so how am I wrong? and even if she wasn't aggressive, approaching a total stranger and trying to sell them gold is pretty fucking bold.

**blairg** · 03-17-2013, 05:23 PM

Originally Posted by FOXXXONE

I buy bags all the time .

I'm not saying there is anything wrong with it, I just buy cartons. I barely drink milk anyways so my opinion should be invalid.

**blairg** · 03-17-2013, 05:24 PM

I drink a fuckton of chocolate milk, I don't think that comes in bags though. I usually get the 1L jugs.

**Nantrax** · 03-17-2013, 05:27 PM

Epic fail at copying a Swayze thread

**blairg** · 03-17-2013, 05:27 PM

Originally Posted by Nantrax

Epic fail at copying a Swayze thread

that is why I worded the thread title that way, but it did happen, srs.

**Schmoopy** · 03-17-2013, 05:29 PM

Originally Posted by blairg

well she approached us, and she was pretty fucking aggressive trying to sell this shit, so how am I wrong? and even if she wasn't aggressive, approaching a total stranger and trying to sell them gold is pretty fucking bold.

I made those definitions up.