Was Just Accosted By 2 Gold Selling Muslims In The No Frills Parking Lot (srs)

[FatKidSullivan]

You're hanging around with an illiterate trash picker, Blairg?

[blairg]

You're hanging around with an illiterate trash picker, Blairg?

I guess if you want to phrase it like that, I can't really argue.

[Schmoopy]

no you're not, I don't even think you do bath salts or benzedrex. Schtick yo.

I wish it was schtick, yo.

[Schmoopy]

Has Mari gone on that date yet?

[blairg]

I wish it was schtick, yo.

You ever thought about turning to religion? I am.

[Schmoopy]

I made this today. It's from that Thrift Store video. It's not even funny.

[Schmoopy]

You ever thought about turning to religion? I am.

No. I can't turn to something that I don't believe in.

[boxers]

I spent most of the day taking apart metal again. My neighbor had to go to No Frills to pick up some green onions and a cucumber. When we got back to his truck there was a car parked beside his with Quebec license plates, man in the front, woman in the back, and brown (that's how I know they were Muslim). She gets out and goes to his window and knocks on it. He opens it and she pulls out this gold chain and starts telling us how they are stuck here and they need money to get back to Quebec, so they are will to sell this 1000$ gold necklace for 100$. He asked me to look at the stamp cause he can't read, and it was stamped 18k on the clasp, but there are pawn shops all over this city that would by it for way more then a 100 it was real, so I was all let's just leave. Then she pulls out a fucking knife and starts scratching it and is all "see, no marks! is real!". The whole time the dude in the drivers seat is staring at us with this creepy glare. I finally convinced my neighbor to just get the fuck outta there cause he really wanted to buy it.

Thats very interesting about going to the store to buy a cucumber and green onions. One time I bought some green onions and tuna so I could make sandwiches. We have a lot in common

[blairg]

I made this today. It's from that Thrift Store video. It's not even funny.

I don't understand what it is supposed to be, but it looks good

[blairg]

No. I can't turn to something that I don't believe in.

maybe if you read the Torah you would believe.

[Avery]

really? I have no idea about this shit but I was nervous as fuck and just wanted to leave.

Yep. It's the most malleable metal.

[blairg]

Thats very interesting about going to the store to buy a cucumber and green onions. One time I bought some green onions and tuna so I could make sandwiches. We have a lot in common

shut the fuck up.

[blairg]

Yep. It's the most malleable metal.

today I learned brass is easy to drill out because it's soft. we had to get that out of the aluminum to get top dollar.

[Avery]

today I learned brass is easy to drill out because it's soft. we had to get that out of the aluminum to get top dollar.

How much $$$ did you get from all the scrap?

[Schmoopy]

I don't understand what it is supposed to be, but it looks good

That's a DeLorean.

Thrift Shop.

[Schmoopy]

Thats very interesting about going to the store to buy a cucumber and green onions. One time I bought some green onions and tuna so I could make sandwiches. We have a lot in common

[blairg]

How much $$$ did you get from all the scrap?

its a work in progress. plus there are a few more loads to get. we could sell it as is and still make some money, but neither one of us have shit to do so hang out in the garage for a bit and take it apart and sort it, mo money.

[Schmoopy]

[babybear]

I spent most of the day taking apart metal again. My neighbor had to go to No Frills to pick up some green onions and a cucumber. When we got back to his truck there was a car parked beside his with Quebec license plates, man in the front, woman in the back, and brown (that's how I know they were Muslim). She gets out and goes to his window and knocks on it. He opens it and she pulls out this gold chain and starts telling us how they are stuck here and they need money to get back to Quebec, so they are will to sell this 1000$ gold necklace for 100$. He asked me to look at the stamp cause he can't read, and it was stamped 18k on the clasp, but there are pawn shops all over this city that would by it for way more then a 100 it was real, so I was all let's just leave. Then she pulls out a fucking knife and starts scratching it and is all "see, no marks! is real!". The whole time the dude in the drivers seat is staring at us with this creepy glare. I finally convinced my neighbor to just get the fuck outta there cause he really wanted to buy it.

this is why i carry a handgun.
when they pulled out that knife i would have taken that to mean maybe they would rob me or just stab me.

[boxers]

shut the fuck up.

Do you separate the seeds from the cucumber, too?