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  1. 03-17-2013, 03:35 PM #1
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    Journey, a little lame I know but:

    I got my first piece of ass listening to them. She loved them and had a cassette that was recorded off the radio. We brought a blanket, she turned on the tunes and I did her in a lumber yard. It was dusk if I remember correctly, I found just the proper bin and let nature take it's course. 1x6 pine if memory serves. She must be so proud. This song played,

    My life has never been the same. She became a Doctor/lesbian, I became a blue collar/Dawgs poster.
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    It was 2x4's asshole
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    Quote Originally Posted by GHP View Post
    It was 2x4's asshole
    You are right, sorry.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JJDealer View Post
    You are right, sorry.
    I pooped my cherry that night
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  5. 03-17-2013, 04:00 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by Capn Crud View Post
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    I didn't poop, but I get where your going. Yes Lumber yard, and would do it again if she is willing. So hot.
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    I pooped my cherry that night


    Hahhahahaha :shoots self:
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  6. 03-17-2013, 04:09 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by George Costanza View Post
    Hahhahahaha :shoots self:
    : poops self:
    "In nonsense is strength."
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    Quote Originally Posted by GHP View Post
    I pooped my cherry that night
    If only, she was lite skinneded though.
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    I pooped my cherry at a golf course...lumber yard? You're more pathetic than me!
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    Quote Originally Posted by George Costanza View Post
    I pooped my cherry at a golf course...lumber yard? You're more pathetic than me!
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    Quote Originally Posted by George Costanza View Post
    I pooped my cherry at a golf course...lumber yard? You're more pathetic than me!
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    Quote Originally Posted by George Costanza View Post
    I pooped my cherry at a golf course...lumber yard? You're more pathetic than me!
    I didn't poop, but I get where your going. Yes Lumber yard, and would do it again if she is willing. So hot.
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    Did she let you stick it in her butt?
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    Quote Originally Posted by PLZ callmeTED View Post
    Did she let you stick it in her butt?
    No Brother, I was a young buck and didn't even know that was a option. With her being gay now, probably wont happen.
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    Pooping the cherry, that can be a new term for gays losing their virginity!
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    Quote Originally Posted by George Costanza View Post
    Pooping the cherry, that can be a new term for gays losing their virginity!
    No, it can't, Georgie, it simply can't.
    "In nonsense is strength."
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    Quote Originally Posted by FranciscoTheMan View Post
    No, it can't, Georgie, it simply can't.

    God damn you!
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    Example: Schmoopy pooped EddyG's cherry
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    Quote Originally Posted by George Costanza View Post
    Example: Schmoopy pooped EddyG's cherry
    Can I poop your delicious cherry? ~ schmoopy
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    Quote Originally Posted by GHP View Post
    Can I poop your delicious cherry? ~ schmoopy

    LOLz
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    Quote Originally Posted by JJDealer View Post
    No Brother, I was a young buck and didn't even know that was a option. With her being gay now, probably wont happen.
    Ah, what could have been.
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