Sweet Ashley Jades newest facebook photo: St Patricks Day edition

**GaryPuppet** · 03-17-2013, 09:22 AM

**MrWarmth** · 03-17-2013, 09:22 AM

Beth is gonna be pissed

**skylarbrie** · 03-17-2013, 09:26 AM

Alison retained her stern surname, i wonder why

**MissKitty** · 03-17-2013, 09:38 AM

Originally Posted by skylarbrie

Alison retained her stern surname, i wonder why

Some women want to have the same last name of their kids just to make it easier for the kids.

**Rocinante** · 03-17-2013, 10:10 AM

Originally Posted by skylarbrie

Alison retained her stern surname, i wonder why

She is entitled to do so. Remember, she lived with that big ugly insect for over 20 years and had to endure him shoving his insectoid mandibles inside her.

**Anyonenow** · 03-17-2013, 11:08 AM

Originally Posted by skylarbrie

Alison retained her stern surname, i wonder why

It was easier to Cash the checks

**peterfonda** · 03-18-2013, 01:32 AM

Originally Posted by skylarbrie

Alison retained her stern surname, i wonder why

I know for a fact that professionally, she is Alison Berns Simon. No mention of Howard. I know this because my family doctor's office is in the same Long Island building as Alison's, and every time I go to see him, I pass her office door and that is her name on it. I'll bet she uses "Stern" only on Facebook to keep the connection with her daughters.

**skylarbrie** · 03-18-2013, 03:03 AM

Originally Posted by peterfonda

I know for a fact that professionally, she is Alison Berns Simon. No mention of Howard. I know this because my family doctor's office is in the same Long Island building as Alison's, and every time I go to see him, I pass her office door and that is her name on it. I'll bet she uses "Stern" only on Facebook to keep the connection with her daughters.

the title of mom should have been sufficient

**peterfonda** · 03-18-2013, 05:17 AM

Originally Posted by skylarbrie

the title of mom should have been sufficient

I sometimes toy with the idea of making an appointment to see her (she's an LCSW) just to ask her if Howard is really hung like a raisin or if that's just Howard radio bullshit.

**skylarbrie** · 03-18-2013, 08:10 AM

Originally Posted by peterfonda

I sometimes toy with the idea of making an appointment to see her (she's an LCSW) just to ask her if Howard is really hung like a raisin or if that's just Howard radio bullshit.

what would howard have to gain by revealing the severity of his genital deformity and his subsequent inability to engage in intercourse with his wife for pleasure and/ or procreation, the year was 1981 and he had the highest rated show in d.c.

**Nemo** · 03-17-2013, 09:26 AM

Originally Posted by GaryPuppet

**Ben Dover** · 03-17-2013, 09:26 AM

32 flavors, eh?

They are probably all of a fishy variety

**telecaster69** · 03-17-2013, 01:50 PM

Originally Posted by Ben Dover

32 flavors, eh?

They are probably all of a fishy variety

Sounds like she's quoting Ani DiFranco a lesbian vagina folk singer, I had to go see her perform live with a girlfriend (it was miserable, but a young man will do anything to get laid). I wonder who turned her onto that? Maybe someone with hairy armpits and a vagina in her family? Yes, Howard is an option....

**50Foundation** · 03-17-2013, 03:37 PM

Originally Posted by telecaster69

Sounds like she's quoting Ani DiFranco a lesbian vagina folk singer, I had to go see her perform live with a girlfriend (it was miserable, but a young man will do anything to get laid). I wonder who turned her onto that? Maybe someone with hairy armpits and a vagina in her family? Yes, Howard is an option....

I see you beat me to this. Howard mentioned on a show before that his daughters were into Ani DiFranco.

**Charlie Kelly** · 03-17-2013, 09:27 AM

Would!

Allison still uses the Stern name? interesting.

**killallposers** · 03-17-2013, 11:12 AM

Originally Posted by Charlie Kelly

Would!

Allison still uses the Stern name? interesting.

it looks like she's collecting surnames.

**Bob Loblaw** · 03-17-2013, 11:26 AM

Interesting that Ellen is Facebook friends with Alison.

Ellen's photography simply puts Howard to shame. But so does JD's on his iPhone.

**ShutupMoron** · 03-17-2013, 12:48 PM

Originally Posted by Charlie Kelly

Would!

Allison still uses the Stern name? interesting.

Except when she doesn't. http://www.alisonbernssimon.com/

**killallposers** · 03-17-2013, 01:06 PM

Originally Posted by ShutupMoron

Except when she doesn't. http://www.alisonbernssimon.com/

so she's a photographer and a therapist? howard has ripped on those 2 professions for years. he's said photographers have no more talent than anyone else holding a camera. that was until howard became one and instantly mastered it. he's said that only those with a medical license have the ability to give proper mental therapy. funny, since he doesn't take medication and his medically licensed therapist has made 0.0 progress in his thousands of visits.

edit: i was mixed up. ellen's the photographer.