Hello ice cream!Originally Posted by MrWarmth
Look at you. You're swelling up as I talk to you.
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03-17-2013, 10:01 AM #21Loud Mouth Drunk
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03-17-2013, 10:03 AM #22Meow
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She is getting blonder. Trying to look Swedish?
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03-17-2013, 10:10 AM #23Maverick
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The fact that you haven't been blocked yet makes me think Howard actually enjoys your tweets Originally Posted by GaryPuppet
Oh yeah, life goes on, long after the thrill of living is gone
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03-17-2013, 10:10 AM #24Bar Fly
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She is entitled to do so. Remember, she lived with that big ugly insect for over 20 years and had to endure him shoving his insectoid mandibles inside her. Originally Posted by skylarbrie
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03-17-2013, 10:12 AM #25Maverick
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Sucking sand in quwait
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03-17-2013, 10:14 AM #26DS Supporter
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Actually i sent this from an alternate account. 2 underscores between my names, not 1. Originally Posted by Ben Dover
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03-17-2013, 10:17 AM #27Maverick
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nice. got the legs opened. advertising her flavors. she's asking for it. no, she's demanding it. wonder how many flavors i could get through in 12 seconds. Originally Posted by GaryPuppet
"If my wife started going to a bereavement counselor, I'd throw her out." Howard referring to Nancy's grieving of Timmy the cat.
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03-17-2013, 10:20 AM #28DS Supporter
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You think she has a full Hanakuh bush, landing strip or is bald eagle jones? Originally Posted by killallposers
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03-17-2013, 10:22 AM #29Maverick
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in the past, Emily and Ashley have tried the blond look, they are aware of howard's desire for the Germanic princess...typically, a little girls first infatuation is her father Originally Posted by MissKitty
i fear no evil
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03-17-2013, 10:22 AM #30Maverick
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"You got the personality of a dead moth..." Originally Posted by ilovebacon
I got a call yesterday from Baskin Robbins. They said that they're down to only five flavors. You're swelling up as I talk to you.
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03-17-2013, 10:25 AM #31Outlaw
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She looks hot as fuck here. Originally Posted by GaryPuppet
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03-17-2013, 10:27 AM #32DS Supporter
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Why does Howard buy his daughter $10 leggings while his trophy wife gets to wear $6,600 dresses that other celebrities have already worn out on the red carpet?
Life isnt fair for young Ashley.Please don't cock block me on Twitter
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03-17-2013, 10:31 AM #33Outlaw
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Post some more recent Ashley pics. She looks good. Looks like she lost some weight too. Originally Posted by GaryPuppet
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03-17-2013, 10:36 AM #34The Silver Fox
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I don't know why Rickles quotes from Dirty Work are interspersed throughout this thread but it's cracking me up
In my heart I know I'm funny
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03-17-2013, 10:41 AM #35Maverick
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"You look like a bucket of lard on a bad day..." Originally Posted by MrWarmth
I don't know why Rickles quotes from Dirty Work are interspersed throughout this thread but it's cracking me up
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03-17-2013, 10:59 AM #36The Silver Fox
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"Heh Heh Heh Heh Heh Heh Heh!......Why are you laughing? Cuz I called your friend a fat pig?"
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03-17-2013, 11:05 AM #37Maverick
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"Why don't you get a horse, and live in the mountains somewhere and don't bother anyone?"
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03-17-2013, 11:07 AM #38Maverick
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i think it's a cycle of shaving it off, letting it grow back in some and then shaving again. she's got the faux-hippy thing going on. she's too much of a free spirit to be doing any frequent detailed grooming, but is too young n hot to go full forrest like emily. Originally Posted by GaryPuppet
"If my wife started going to a bereavement counselor, I'd throw her out." Howard referring to Nancy's grieving of Timmy the cat.
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03-17-2013, 11:08 AM #39DS Supporter
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Originally Posted by skylarbrie
It was easier to Cash the checks
Howard: "The show(AGT) will grow". - 6:50am 5/16/12
Howard: "NBC is Happy!" "100Million will watch". 7:35am 5/21/12
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03-17-2013, 11:10 AM #40DS Supporter
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32 flavors? Originally Posted by GaryPuppet
I'm sure her cunt has a copper penny taste with some old piss mixed in, then her nasty ass will taste like what she ate in the last 24 hours. What will make up the rest of the flavors?
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