Roast jokes needed for an alcoholic exhibitionist and a British slut
Throw them at me boys! I've got plenty of jokes for the audience but not so many for the hosts.
Why do you need Howard Stern and Scary Spice jokes?
"Do work for me"
Maybe start with a few of the jokes you already have and people can decide if its worth their time.
Last edited by HooHoo; 03-18-2013 at 03:58 AM.
Fair enough. Many of them are too specific to the individual, but here goes. Names omitted to protect the not-so-innocent.
Originally Posted by HooHoo
"_______, you look like a retarded white Gandhi, but perhaps I'm being too kind. At least Gandhi knew when to take a bullet."
"(to a Phillip Seymour Hoffman doppelganger) One of ____________'s exes took a head shot of him while he was coming, and she made some money off it. Yes, as of now, ________ is the face of the new Gerber baby in Ireland."