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    i'm scots-irish and english but i pretend i'm all english. lots of prejudice out there.

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    Dink if you want Fact's here's one for ya... Just like in America people say Polish jokes In the UK it's Irish jokes.. Same Jokes different people
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    You can figure out who posted the best Schmoopy signed reps too. Fucking Cunt started that whole thing, that guy is so fucking funny. http://images.dawgsaloon.com/smilies/jackie-jokeman.gif

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    Quote Originally Posted by wicked smaaaht View Post
    Ahhh, the irish curse.

    I'm 1/8, no dink.though..I do have green eyes and mt hair turns reddish in summer
    genetics is some funny stuff. my hair first grew out red for a few months then turned tow. my mum was apparently very happy that it changed. i was blonde until my late 20s and then it was blonde in the summer and brown in the winter. now it's just a boring brown.

    my beard went from blonde, to brown, to reddish to brown to gray.

    i find this amusing for some reason.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Cunt View Post
    Dink if you want Fact's here's one for ya... Just like in America people say Polish jokes In the UK it's Irish jokes.. Same Jokes different people
    Cool. I just found out I'm 1/8th(?) Irish. My maternal grandfather, who I always thought was British, was actually Irish

    Ima start drinking
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Cunt View Post
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    you people are assholes. except for Potato.
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    I'll take the balls and head and you can have the shaft.
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    I'm pro-potato!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by GHP View Post
    Cool. I just found out I'm 1/8th(?) Irish. My maternal grandfather, who I always thought was British, was actually Irish

    Ima start drinking
    Is there anyone there that speaks English? Could you let them type for a while?
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    you people are assholes. except for Potato.
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    I'll take the balls and head and you can have the shaft.
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    I'm pro-potato!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Cunt View Post
    Dink if you want Fact's here's one for ya... Just like in America people say Polish jokes In the UK it's Irish jokes.. Same Jokes different people
    i used to wonder why the poles were picked on. i came to the conclusion that because poland was attacked and split up so many times, that they became the local punching bag.

    i'm bored, let's fuck with poland.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GHP View Post
    Cool. I just found out I'm 1/8th(?) Irish. My maternal grandfather, who I always thought was British, was actually Irish

    Ima start drinking
    Ok that's ok. That's better than your grandma being a mudshark.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Potato Head View Post
    Is there anyone there that speaks English? Could you let them type for a while?
    "Who."

    "Who" speaks English
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vyb View Post
    Ok that's ok. That's better than your grandma being a mudshark.
    The other one was. The muddiest
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Potato Head View Post
    Is there anyone there that speaks English? Could you let them type for a while?


    You're an ass

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    Quote Originally Posted by GHP View Post
    "Who."

    "Who" speaks English
    Technically speaking of course.
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    you people are assholes. except for Potato.
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    I'll take the balls and head and you can have the shaft.
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    I'm pro-potato!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Potato Head View Post
    Technically speaking of course.
    I didn't get your joke
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    Quote Originally Posted by GHP View Post
    The other one was. The muddiest
    That means her poor kids never ever knew their grandparents on that side. Grandpa denied their existence.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GHP View Post
    I didn't get your joke
    Can we fuck now?
    Quote Originally Posted by nazdrowie View Post
    you people are assholes. except for Potato.
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    I'll take the balls and head and you can have the shaft.
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    I'm pro-potato!!!!!

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    Italian/russian


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    Quote Originally Posted by dinkus mayhem View Post
    i'm 1/4 irish. not in the pants or skin. mostly my dry sense of humor.

    what bout the alcoholic gene?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Satori Brah View Post
    Italian/russian
    You crazy mick!











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    Quote Originally Posted by nazdrowie View Post
    you people are assholes. except for Potato.
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    I'll take the balls and head and you can have the shaft.
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    I'm pro-potato!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vyb View Post
    That means her poor kids never ever knew their grandparents on that side. Grandpa denied their existence.
    HA we knew them the gram lived close to us and the gramps lived on the mainland
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