WTF does Happy Wife, Happy Life even fucking mean?

[Art]

Oh you.....well, I was actually thinking of funny funny...I love to laugh! Add a good beat to life...and I'm a happy camper!

Dear Lawd...I knew that

[joyceface]

As has been pointed out many times before, the old adage 'happy wife -- happy life' is was meant for the husband...an awareness that if his spouse is content, his life won't be miserable.
For the mildly slow Polish Princess to embrace this expression simply speaks to her dull-witted nature and need to tell the world she's not as unhappy as most would predict.

How perfectly psychoanalytical! Can't believe Howard missed this! It seems to me though, she's got everything she wants. How could she not be happy? ?

[Bye You!]

How perfectly psychoanalytical! Can't believe Howard missed this! It seems to me though, she's got everything she wants. How could she not be happy? ?

because she's married to that ugly, miserable prick.

[Engaged Chicken]

As has been pointed out many times before, the old adage 'happy wife -- happy life' is was meant for the husband...an awareness that if his spouse is content, his life won't be miserable.
For the mildly slow Polish Princess to embrace this expression simply speaks to her dull-witted nature and need to tell the world she's not as unhappy as most would predict.

Art, you summed it up perfectly.

[joyceface]

because she's married to that ugly, miserable prick.

He gives her everything she wants and dotes on her. She gets to go anywhere with who ever she wants. Tv shows, book deals, I think she's just fine. Happy happy joy joy.

[R.P. McMurphy]

He gives her everything she wants and dotes on her. She gets to go anywhere with who ever she wants. Tv shows, book deals, I think she's just fine. Happy happy joy joy.

...shes trying to fill the void she put herself in. she may never have the joy of seeing a grand kid or hearing happy mothers day mom i love you. shes getting older and is going to miss out on the really satisfying things she traded a hermes bag for.

[IlluminatiJones]

I don't think Katie Kee likes her.

When they were both married to rich old men, sure, she hung around.

But now she's freewheeling and young and having a blast.

Beth, like Howard, doesn't seem to know how to have fun. And she's old, too.

Yeah, she's a weird one. On the one hand she's like 8, and on the other she's almost geriatrically-unhip.

Couldn't you hear her telling someone how she loves "Maroon 8" and how she can't understand kids today and their Game Boxes? I can.

Most people have "their time" stamped all over them; musical references, favorite movies/tv shows, etc. Beth seems like she was just fem-botted into existence, with no past, no real likes or dislikes........................no real anything.

She'll (pretend to) like or be into whatever will make her more liked (famous).

Sure. I wouldn't either. But I really think she doesn't know how to have fun. Everything with her seems orchestrated. As if she always acted like a camera is on her. Like she's "on" 24/7. Does that make any sense?

It makes perfect sense.

And I guarantee you whatever's behind that "on" persona is a whole lotta empty-sad, tragic shit. You couldn't get that phony if you didn't have a massive amount of pain and emptiness to try to "happy wife/happy life" out of existence.

And I also think Howard sucked the life out of her. He would do
That to even the most fun and adventurous people. He's a fun vampire.

That sounds dangerously close to that thing I say, about him being a misery-vampire.

Stop stealing my schtick!

That's what I mean. She exists to get her picture taken, to get famous. I don't think she can go out without her head constantly on motion looking for someone to take her picture.

Their Mexican vacation they kept trying to force their way in with jimmy kimmel and Aniston.

Just relax! Have some tequila and look at the pretty water!

But neither know how. Everything is a work with them.

And jimmy knows this.

I bet you could count on one hand the number of second invites those two have ever gotten.

[IlluminatiJones]

that's what i loved about alison. she was REAL. a real woman. real problems. totally involved with her CHILDREN and avoided the spotlight as much as she could.

And I guarangoddamntee you she never bought a $6600 dress, either.

Allison lost her sainthood status to