she's old because she lives with ben stern. only thing missing is the fucking sardines. i can't imagine how miserable of a life they have. yea sure they have money. that's comforting but god damn when yer eating dinner at 4 and yer wife then leaves the house at 10 and dont come back till morning, what kinda marriage is that? helloooo? paging dr freud.Originally Posted by Bye You!
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03-17-2013, 05:33 AM #21Locutus of Dialysis
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03-17-2013, 05:34 AM #22Duke of Douchebags
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Originally Posted by Anfkid
beth keeps a basketball team on stand by for when howard is out of town...
'Don't cry Don't raise your eye It's only teenage wasteland'
Howard: How can they ever replace your voice?
Roger: No that's Pete
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03-17-2013, 05:37 AM #23DS Supporter
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Sure. I wouldn't either. But I really think she doesn't know how to have fun. Everything with her seems orchestrated. As if she always acted like a camera is on her. Like she's "on" 24/7. Does that make any sense? Originally Posted by xavier
And I also think Howard sucked the life out of her. He would do
That to even the most fun and adventurous people. He's a fun vampire.
Remember when beautiful Angie came in to talk about climbing Kilimanjaro? Howard thought that was NUTS! No way she would have done that if she was still dating him (though I doubt she ever was)
Other than movie premieres and working out with large black men, what is Beth allowed to do?
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03-17-2013, 05:38 AM #24Locutus of Dialysis
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does he even take beth to these places for AGT when he's gone for a week? i seem to remember the NOLA pics on the plane. i didnt see the gold digger of all media in any of the shots? Originally Posted by xavier
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03-17-2013, 05:42 AM #25Duke of Douchebags
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Originally Posted by Anfkid
does he even take beth to these places for AGT when he's gone for a week? i seem to remember the NOLA pics on the plane. i didnt see the gold digger of all media in any of the shots?
she was at some movie premier if memory serves correct ... they are quite the parasitic couple those two
'Don't cry Don't raise your eye It's only teenage wasteland'
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03-17-2013, 05:46 AM #26DS Supporter
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That's what I mean. She exists to get her picture taken, to get famous. I don't think she can go out without her head constantly on motion looking for someone to take her picture. Originally Posted by xavier
Their Mexican vacation they kept trying to force their way in with jimmy kimmel and Aniston.
Just relax! Have some tequila and look at the pretty water!
But neither know how. Everything is a work with them.
And jimmy knows this.
Photography's a joke. Anyone can be a photographer. You do your scary great pictures because you're a professional. I'll take my stupid...automatic camera...take pictures and we'll see if people can tell the difference. - HS, 2-1-02
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03-17-2013, 05:48 AM #27Locutus of Dialysis
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that's what i loved about alison. she was REAL. a real woman. real problems. totally involved with her CHILDREN and avoided the spotlight as much as she could. Originally Posted by xavier
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03-17-2013, 06:00 AM #28Duke of Douchebags
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For sure Originally Posted by Anfkid
'Don't cry Don't raise your eye It's only teenage wasteland'
Howard: How can they ever replace your voice?
Roger: No that's Pete
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03-17-2013, 06:11 AM #29DS Supporter
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And I guarangoddamntee you she never bought a $6600 dress, either. Originally Posted by Anfkid
Originally Posted by fenderbaum
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03-17-2013, 07:24 AM #30Loud Mouth Drunk
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Happy wife = doesn't have to fuck.
Happy life = daddy pays for everything
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03-17-2013, 07:26 AM #31Maverick
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it means howard is pussy whipped
The above is strictly my humble opinion.
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not every woman wants kids....beth has just the life she ever wanted (with the exception of having sex with howard). she lives in a house that's big enough to be a hotel and an apartment almost that big. she stays "out east" most of the time while howard is in manhattan "working". Originally Posted by xavier
her biggest fear is that howard will retire....then we'll see how "happy wife" she is.
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my husband was listening to some old stern clips of when he was married to alison and she would call in to the show. the impression he got was that there was real love there even during their arguments (and that it was hilarious). i think we were all able to identify with their travails....those were the days when the show was so funny and compelling, it was hard to turn off. Originally Posted by Anfkid
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03-17-2013, 08:38 AM #34Maverick
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It means many women become raging cunts when they don't get their way or what they want so best just do what she says or else.
Sam Simon @simonsam I SWIM, fuckwad. RT: @sleepinwarrior You burn more fuel flying to your Hawaiian getaways than most people with a car use in a year.
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What's the end game for BethO? When does she pull the power move and divorce Howard?
Since Howard's non-disclosure agreements are so ironclad, I'm wondering about the prenup. Is it as ironclad, or was it written by the same legal team that worked on the Sirius v. XM contract?
Once he gets divorced (again), he'll HAVE to start working again (assuming he plays out his Sirius contract and BethO can hang on until then) to recoup the marbles he's lost. It'll be like Hulk Hogan wrassling again.
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^^ The end game for Beth is outliving Howard.
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I don't think so. BethO still has some youth left, so I figure she has to bail within 5 years to enjoy the post-divorce cash and the young dudes that will bring. Poor Howard will be 1-5 years older and starting over. What a "catch" he'll be at 60-65. Originally Posted by Thelma
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03-17-2013, 12:29 PM #39Bar Fly
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...another false resume entry. beth doesnt know what it means to be a wife. its just another reference like modoe or actress.
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