Check out this bartender's cans

[Avery]

My mom was raised hardcore catholic so Im sure there were no bortions prior to my conception. I was clearly an accident, though, cuz pops was a raging junkie-saxaphone player with no ability or intention to raise a family. This has had zero affect on me and my guess is that about 90% of us are unintentional/unplanned/unwanted/etc.

At least he wasn't black.

[artiesoffspring]

My mom was raised hardcore catholic so Im sure there were no bortions prior to my conception. I was clearly an accident, though, cuz pops was a raging junkie-saxaphone player with no ability or intention to raise a family. This has had zero affect on me and my guess is that about 90% of us are unintentional/unplanned/unwanted/etc.

You may be on to something here. My dad was basically the same way. He's still a dick hole and every once in a while pretends to be there when he really actually wants money. He's not great at really anything except bass fishing and getting high.

[artiesoffspring]

At least he wasn't black.

He didn't mention if he was or not.

[boxers]

At least he wasn't black.

That was kinda funny although any glass that is subjectively half empty is in fact half full, too

[artiesoffspring]

That was kinda funny although any glass that is subjectively half empty is in fact half full, too

The pic says half full.

[boxers]

The pic says half full.

I Loelled

[artiesoffspring]

I Loelled

Haha.

[Schmoopy]

Demolition derby driver?

You seem to like guys who wreck cars.

[Shean5150]

You seem to like guys who wreck cars.

[deverrant]

You seem to like guys who wreck cars.

He's only wrecked one car





of mine.

[Chriza]

[deverrant]

Oh, hey lovey!

[Chriza]

[Schmoopy]

He's only wrecked one car





of mine.

He probably couldn't see over the steering wheel.

[Schmoopy]

Did he use your daughter's booster seat?