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**Rolling Pin** · 03-16-2013, 11:13 PM

I like tits.

**Rolling Pin** · 03-16-2013, 11:15 PM

OMG Dev is gonna hit eight thousand posts!

**Rolling Pin** · 03-16-2013, 11:15 PM

This calls for a celebration!

**deverrant** · 03-16-2013, 11:16 PM

Originally Posted by Westerberg

OMG Dev is gonna hit eight thousand posts!

Aaaaand boom goes the dynamite.

**Vyb** · 03-16-2013, 11:17 PM

Originally Posted by deverrant

Me and my best gal got a room.

That's how she "pays" me for tattooing her.
The new restaurant has $5 Martinis for happy hour.

I look very sophisticated drinking a dirty martini... especially while taking pictures of the lamps because they look like buttholes.

Let's see her tits.

**deverrant** · 03-16-2013, 11:18 PM

Originally Posted by Vyb

Let's see her tits.

You've kinda seen em.

**Rolling Pin** · 03-16-2013, 11:20 PM

Originally Posted by deverrant

Aaaaand boom goes the dynamite.

**Bubbleguts420** · 03-16-2013, 11:20 PM

Originally Posted by deverrant

It was great... the guy with the mustache/outfit walked past me quickly and by the time I saw him it was too late to grab my phone and get a pic.
So I got my phone and chased him, but he was gone. Almost as if with a puff of smoke. It's possible he was a jeanie.

When I returned to the bar a random stranger with the tiniest soul patch I've ever seen was like "didja' get it?!" and he was laughing. I said "No, he escaped!"

A few minutes later the stranger waved to me from across the bar and pointed to the seating area in the middle. I look and there's the outfit dude!
So I walked by pretending to be on my phone and got the pic... which is half credited to the dude who witnessed my initial attempt.

(And who later talked to me and potentially posted something about me in the "missed connections" section of the local craigslist

)

This is interesting... care to elaborate?

**deverrant** · 03-16-2013, 11:22 PM

OH! And we got the same room we had last time!

I know because I noticed the wall art was the same... figured no big deal, lots of hotels probably have the same pictures in many rooms.
THEN I saw the little evacuation map by the door. The last time we were there I took it out of the frame, crossed off the word "HERE" where it says "YOU ARE HERE" and replaced it with the words "AN IDIOT". It was the same map! Unnoticed/unchanged and we were in the same fucking room!

**deverrant** · 03-16-2013, 11:28 PM

Originally Posted by Bubbleguts420

This is interesting... care to elaborate?

Okay so the small soul-patch guy talked to me a bit after I got the pic. I'd given him a thumbs-up after I got it but he came over anyway and asked if I got a good one. So I showed it to him and he laughed. We chatted for a bit. I don't remember what about specifically, though I do remember saying that I liked staying there as to avoid a(nother) DUI. Don't know if I'd elaborated on that.

He was in his upper-40s. He was wearing a blue shirt.
We didn't talk long because my (blonde) girlfriend and I wanted to go to the other bar.

Then today she sent me this:

http://allentown.craigslist.org/mis/3684624389.html

...could be coincidence. Who knows.

**Rolling Pin** · 03-16-2013, 11:28 PM

Originally Posted by deverrant

OH! And we got the same room we had last time!

I know because I noticed the wall art was the same... figured no big deal, lots of hotels probably have the same pictures in many rooms.
THEN I saw the little evacuation map by the door. The last time we were there I took it out of the frame, crossed off the word "HERE" where it says "YOU ARE HERE" and replaced it with the words "AN IDIOT". It was the same map! Unnoticed/unchanged and we were in the same fucking room!

lol

I remember that, you texted me a pic of it.

I once won $1200.00 on video poker at an Indian Casino.

Did you win anything?

**Rolling Pin** · 03-16-2013, 11:29 PM

Originally Posted by deverrant

Okay so the small soul-patch guy talked to me a bit after I got the pic. I'd given him a thumbs-up after I got it but he came over anyway and asked if I got a good one. So I showed it to him and he laughed. We chatted for a bit. I don't remember what about specifically, though I do remember saying that I liked staying there as to avoid a(nother) DUI. Don't know if I'd elaborated on that.

He was in his upper-40s. He was wearing a blue shirt.
We didn't talk long because my (blonde) girlfriend and I wanted to go to the other bar.

Then today she sent me this:

http://allentown.craigslist.org/mis/3684624389.html

**deverrant** · 03-16-2013, 11:35 PM

Originally Posted by Westerberg

lol

I remember that, you texted me a pic of it.

I once won $1200.00 on video poker at an Indian Casino.

Did you win anything?

Really? I don't remember anything when I'm drunk.

Anyway yea, we were in the same room. And the sign still says "YOU ARE AN IDIOT".

And no, I didn't play much. I play blackjack and I don't find it fun unless I'm playing with a few hundred at least. Especially at $20-$25 a hand. I mean a hundred bucks is what, 4 hands? That's not even getting your feet wet.
Anyway I didn't wanna risk losing a few hundred right now so I just didn't play at all. I put a few bucks in the bar poker machines and my gal played some slots but that's it. I have about $12 in vouchers that I forgot to cash in.

**deverrant** · 03-16-2013, 11:40 PM

Originally Posted by Westerberg

I asked U about Joes bar,,, U had black hair,,,, U were with a blond girl,... I really would love to see or talk to you!!! I had a blue shirt on ! (He's very excited about that blue shirt). Your very pretty with your black hair! Hoping you read this and feel the same way?? (Hoping I feel I'm pretty with my black hair?) I can:t get your face out of my mind! We also talked about dui,,,,,

**Rolling Pin** · 03-16-2013, 11:45 PM

Originally Posted by deverrant

Really? I don't remember anything when I'm drunk.

Anyway yea, we were in the same room. And the sign still says "YOU ARE AN IDIOT".

And no, I didn't play much. I play blackjack and I don't find it fun unless I'm playing with a few hundred at least. Especially at $20-$25 a hand. I mean a hundred bucks is what, 4 hands? That's not even getting your feet wet.
Anyway I didn't wanna risk losing a few hundred right now so I just didn't play at all. I put a few bucks in the bar poker machines and my gal played some slots but that's it. I have about $12 in vouchers that I forgot to cash in.

It was pretty late at night, must have been the last time you were there I assume.

I guess I'm either a tightwad or a gambler who never gets his feet wet, I usually just play video poker at $1.25 per hand. I hate losing money though.

One day I'd like to learn how to play Craps though, that shit looks fun.

**Rolling Pin** · 03-16-2013, 11:47 PM

Originally Posted by deverrant

I asked U about Joes bar,,, U had black hair,,,, U were with a blond girl,... I really would love to see or talk to you!!! I had a blue shirt on ! (He's very excited about that blue shirt). Your very pretty with your black hair! Hoping you read this and feel the same way?? (Hoping I feel I'm pretty with my black hair?) I can:t get your face out of my mind! We also talked about dui,,,,,

He types like Hells Angel Earl! (dude from another board)

Are you gonna respond back?

**deverrant** · 03-16-2013, 11:48 PM

Originally Posted by Westerberg

It was pretty late at night, must have been the last time you were there I assume.

I guess I'm either a tightwad or a gambler who never gets his feet wet, I usually just play video poker at $1.25 per hand. I hate losing money though.

One day I'd like to learn how to play Craps though, that shit looks fun.

It does. Just seems like such a clusterfuck.