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    Quote Originally Posted by deverrant View Post


    Nice party bags...where are you vegas?

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    It was great... the guy with the mustache/outfit walked past me quickly and by the time I saw him it was too late to grab my phone and get a pic.
    So I got my phone and chased him, but he was gone. Almost as if with a puff of smoke. It's possible he was a jeanie.

    When I returned to the bar a random stranger with the tiniest soul patch I've ever seen was like "didja' get it?!" and he was laughing. I said "No, he escaped!"

    A few minutes later the stranger waved to me from across the bar and pointed to the seating area in the middle. I look and there's the outfit dude!
    So I walked by pretending to be on my phone and got the pic... which is half credited to the dude who witnessed my initial attempt.

    (And who later talked to me and potentially posted something about me in the "missed connections" section of the local craigslist )
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    I am normally an atheist and a pacifist but when ever I see a kid named Hunter, I secretly pray for him and his parents to be in a car that hits a cement wall and bursts into flames. I want to see Hunter's faggot little face melt in the window.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Guy LaDouche View Post
    Nice party bags...where are you vegas?
    Nah. Casino here in PA.
    Quote Originally Posted by Scott View Post
    I am normally an atheist and a pacifist but when ever I see a kid named Hunter, I secretly pray for him and his parents to be in a car that hits a cement wall and bursts into flames. I want to see Hunter's faggot little face melt in the window.

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    Board looks fat.
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    I heard you suck dick for coke.

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    Looks damn good. She could hold the tip jar between them pillows.
    Club Teeney.
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    Don't be a fucking retard

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    Quote Originally Posted by Splash View Post
    Board looks fat.
    Not at all. The fleece kind of hid what was going on between the boobs and the hips. But she looked damn good from the waist down in her little yoga pants, so if the belly is a mess she's the most disproportionate "hot" chick I've ever seen.
    It was kinda chilly right there so I assume that's why she put on the fleece.

    Also I'm assuming you meant "broad".
    Quote Originally Posted by Scott View Post
    I am normally an atheist and a pacifist but when ever I see a kid named Hunter, I secretly pray for him and his parents to be in a car that hits a cement wall and bursts into flames. I want to see Hunter's faggot little face melt in the window.

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    Wedding ring.

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    I like devs cans better

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vyb View Post
    Wedding ring.
    I didn't even notice she had fingers.
    Quote Originally Posted by Scott View Post
    I am normally an atheist and a pacifist but when ever I see a kid named Hunter, I secretly pray for him and his parents to be in a car that hits a cement wall and bursts into flames. I want to see Hunter's faggot little face melt in the window.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wetback View Post
    I like devs cans better
    Quote Originally Posted by Scott View Post
    I am normally an atheist and a pacifist but when ever I see a kid named Hunter, I secretly pray for him and his parents to be in a car that hits a cement wall and bursts into flames. I want to see Hunter's faggot little face melt in the window.

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    Quote Originally Posted by deverrant View Post
    Not at all. The fleece kind of hid what was going on between the boobs and the hips. But she looked damn good from the waist down in her little yoga pants, so if the belly is a mess she's the most disproportionate "hot" chick I've ever seen.
    It was kinda chilly right there so I assume that's why she put on the fleece.

    Also I'm assuming you meant "broad".

    i was looking at her face. She has jowls like a Boxer. Dont get me wrong, I'd bang her after 6 beers ans pd two shots
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    Quote Originally Posted by wetback View Post
    I like devs cans better
    :asskiss:
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    I heard you suck dick for coke.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Splash View Post
    i was looking at her face. She has jowls like a Boxer. Dont get me wrong, I'd bang her after 6 beers ans pd two shots
    Ok, Howard.
    Quote Originally Posted by Scott View Post
    I am normally an atheist and a pacifist but when ever I see a kid named Hunter, I secretly pray for him and his parents to be in a car that hits a cement wall and bursts into flames. I want to see Hunter's faggot little face melt in the window.

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    Quote Originally Posted by deverrant View Post
    I didn't even notice she had fingers.
    I'm very observant. You're at the Sands!

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    He raised me. Watch your weight Dev. One bagel and its over
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    I heard you suck dick for coke.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Splash View Post
    i was looking at her face. She has jowls like a Boxer. Dont get me wrong, I'd bang her after 6 beers ans pd two shots
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    Ok, Howard.

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    More random serving wenches and titties!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Splash View Post
    He raised me. Watch your weight Dev. One bagel and its over
    Quote Originally Posted by Scott View Post
    I am normally an atheist and a pacifist but when ever I see a kid named Hunter, I secretly pray for him and his parents to be in a car that hits a cement wall and bursts into flames. I want to see Hunter's faggot little face melt in the window.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vyb View Post
    I'm very observant. You're at the Sands!
    Me and my best gal got a room.

    That's how she "pays" me for tattooing her.
    The new restaurant has $5 Martinis for happy hour.

    I look very sophisticated drinking a dirty martini... especially while taking pictures of the lamps because they look like buttholes.
    Quote Originally Posted by Scott View Post
    I am normally an atheist and a pacifist but when ever I see a kid named Hunter, I secretly pray for him and his parents to be in a car that hits a cement wall and bursts into flames. I want to see Hunter's faggot little face melt in the window.

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