Elisa Jordanas latest hit “All I need is Howard Stern and Robin Speaking Right to Me

**tired** · 03-16-2013, 03:21 PM

fucking pathetic! stern calls her a no talent and she still kisses ass. pathetic.
heres the song;

http://girlroster.com/2013/03/16/all...elisa-jordana/

**Dick Gozinya** · 03-16-2013, 03:24 PM

Jesus fucking Christ is that hard to listen to. Could she have repeated more shit in the first 20 seconds that I was actually able to get through?

Highlights:

All I nee HEEE heee HEEE hee HEEe heeed.
Oh oh. Oh oh. Oh oh. Oh oh. Oh. Oh oh. Oh oh. Oh oh. Oh. Oh oh.

**Dick Gozinya** · 03-16-2013, 03:25 PM

Hi Elisa.

Were hoping this piece of shit would get picked up as the new theme song, weren't ya?

**tired** · 03-16-2013, 03:26 PM

all i need. oh. oh. all i need. oh. oh. what you need is a fucking job bitch

**NotMyBro** · 03-16-2013, 03:28 PM

Has she heard Howard's theme? Howard likes energetic songs. Not the mellow stuff that puts people back to sleep.

She needs to drop the dead weight, move to LA and do something before she hits 40 & the wall. Her getting famous off Stern ain't working. Stern can't even make his horse of a wife famous and he's spending thousands of dollars on PR and dresses on her.

Elisa, quit fucking wasting your time. It's embarrassing.

**Tom Doyers** · 03-16-2013, 03:29 PM

Originally Posted by tired

fucking pathetic! stern calls her a no talent and she still kisses ass. pathetic.
heres the song;

http://girlroster.com/2013/03/16/all...elisa-jordana/

No video fail.

**jake206** · 03-16-2013, 03:30 PM

Confucius say, Thread title is wrong:

"Elisa Jordanas latest hit"

**FishySausage** · 03-16-2013, 03:31 PM

That was fucking awful.
This HAS to be some kinda joke, right?
Ya know... Benji-shtick

**Tom Doyers** · 03-16-2013, 03:32 PM

Here it is:

**RobinsBedSores** · 03-16-2013, 03:33 PM

She is homely.

**Dick Gozinya** · 03-16-2013, 03:33 PM

Originally Posted by jake206

Confucius say, Thread title is wrong:

"Elisa Jordanas latest hit"

I think he meant 'of the wall.'

**Dick Gozinya** · 03-16-2013, 03:34 PM

Originally Posted by RobinsBedSores

She is homely.

Kinda nice bewbs though.

**Tom Doyers** · 03-16-2013, 03:37 PM

Originally Posted by Dick Gozinya

Kinda nice bewbs though.

There are solutions for everything

**NotMyBro** · 03-16-2013, 03:40 PM

**isabella** · 03-16-2013, 03:40 PM

I think she's very pretty but the poor thing has absolutely zero talent.

**RobinsBedSores** · 03-16-2013, 03:43 PM

Four bagger.

**Goods** · 03-16-2013, 03:46 PM

She stole Maryanne's "All I Need is Howard" song.

**telecaster69** · 03-16-2013, 03:52 PM

Originally Posted by isabella

I think she's very pretty but the poor thing has absolutely zero talent.

But good God when she opens her mouth whatever looks she might have goes out the window.....I wish she'd get back together with Cobra Starship, though, the music isn't the same without her.