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    Howard toofs vs Gary the Retard

    Not that far apart circa '84



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    Quote Originally Posted by beetlejosh View Post
    You want me to buy you a $50,000 BMW to drive without a license? ARE YOU CRAZY?

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    Quote Originally Posted by beetlejosh View Post
    anyone remember when he was retarded on all in the family and archie thought he was trying to get a cheap thrill while helping gloria reach for something? i think that's how it went. wasn't he also porking bonnie franklin on one day at a time?
    "Artie's a great guy and he's somebody I'll always fight for." Howard 12-15-09.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WonderWarthog View Post
    Not that far apart circa '84



    christ, those bottom teeth are a perfect match. howard would lecture everyone else about their dental care and how he spent a minimum of 15 minutes brushing his teeth and massaging his gums. no one else did it properly. yet his teeth are awful. his top teeth looked like they were hanging on for dear life. then he has them "fixed" and they look ridiculous.
    "Artie's a great guy and he's somebody I'll always fight for." Howard 12-15-09.

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    How do they eat?It doesn'y look like Howard has any back teeth,or molars what have you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xandra View Post
    How do they eat?It doesn'y look like Howard has any back teeth,or molars what have you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by knu3421 View Post
    You want me to buy you a $50,000 BMW to drive without a license? ARE YOU CRAZY?

    I loved that movie...had such a crush on Corey Haim

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shannongans View Post
    I loved that movie...had such a crush on Corey Haim
    Me too. Shame.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shannongans View Post
    I loved that movie...had such a crush on Corey Haim
    I hear Corey has never looked better these days


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    Quote Originally Posted by smichal View Post
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    Oh, he's skeletally deformed. He has back teeth.

    It's just that is lower jaw is so fucked up, it pops those front teeth up so much that the back teeth will never touch.

    THIS is the key reason why:
    1-he is so ugly
    2-he lost his two front teeth about 8 years ago
    3-Dr. Matthew Kaufman committed heinous malpractice this year when he reconstructed the upper jaw, and ignored the issue with the bottom.

    When that porcelain shatters repeatedly, does he think Wiggy will happily keep going back for new ones?



    Don't let process servers in your office, Dr. Kaufman. You are fucked.
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    Quote Originally Posted by xavier View Post
    I hear Corey has never looked better these days
    he's also never been funnier.
    "Artie's a great guy and he's somebody I'll always fight for." Howard 12-15-09.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chuk View Post
    For God's sake give this animal something hard to chew on!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shannongans View Post
    I loved that movie...had such a crush on Corey Haim
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    How do you expect for me to tell him that this piece of shit is my grandfather's caddy?

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    There are cases when braces are a medical necessity. I know, I was one of them.

    $4,000 to have my perfect, healthy teeth the rest of my life? Well worth it.

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