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    Eh, to late. she already hit the wall.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dawg View Post
    Eh, to late. she already hit the wall.



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    Quote Originally Posted by MobyDick View Post
    she already went topless in Sam Raimi's THE GIFT

    If only she (and other hot women) stayed that way

    She first caught my eye in Disturbing Behavior since I didn't watch that Dawson's shit. Don't think I've even seen a half an episode of it I'm proud to say.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MutteringJohn View Post
    Katie Holmes is usually a conservative fashionista, but now she’s stripping down for H. Stern

    The 34-year-old mom is looking super-sexy, and it begs the question what would her ex, Tom Cruise, say of the sultry snapshots? Since her divorce, she’s been spotted looking hotter and happier than ever. Thursday night she stepped out with a huge grin for The New York Observer’s 25th Anniversary Party at the Four Seasons Restaurant in the Big Apple. I guess it’s safe to say the single life agrees with the actress!


    Not one word was altered from the article above but some of the words are missing.

    Katie Holmes Strips Down, Goes Topless for Jewelry Campaign


    Katie Holmes is usually a conservative fashionista, but now she’s stripping down for H. Stern for Iris Jewelry, a high-end Brazilian design company. In the ads, the brunette beauty is greased down and topless on the beach, rolling around in nothing but jewels. Wow, we’ve never seen Katie like this!
    The 34-year-old mom is looking super-sexy, and it begs the question what would her ex, Tom Cruise, say of the sultry snapshots? Since her divorce, she’s been spotted looking hotter and happier than ever. Thursday night she stepped out with a huge grin for The New York Observer’s 25th Anniversary Party at the Four Seasons Restaurant in the Big Apple. I guess it’s safe to say the single life agrees with the actress!

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    That Suri Cruise is a cutie, I know that much. :3

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scarfo View Post
    That Suri Cruise is a cutie, I know that much. :3
    Creep.

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    Katie's finally getting the pearl necklace she deserves and the (alleged) fanook Tom Cruise never gave her.

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    Katie broke new ground. She created the beard contract that Beth signed. Five years and out.
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    Yep. Wasn't there a report that he was interviewing prospects before settling on her? I believe Jennifer Garner was one.
    Yea...there were a number of actresses who were "hot" around the same time that the Cruise and the Cult were looking at to hire as Tom's new wife/beard.

    Jennifer Garner was one of them. Scarlett Johansson was another. I think Sofia Vergara was one and I think there was one other I can't recall.

    Scarlett Johansson was the one who was supposedly so freaked out by Tom and his posse of sci-fi Thetan kooks that she literally ran out of the building when they started "vetting" her....

    For all the people who are still in denial about Tom Cruise's sexuality despite the mountain of evidence....just go back to one thing before he even became the "Tom Cruise" (Operating Thetan Level 7....lmao....or is he even higher ranked now?) you know and adore. The guy went to seminary school at one point hoping to become a Catholic priest, lmfao. He did this for the same reason so many other guys did when they realized they were gay and were profoundly disturbed by it....because the Church would stop them from being gay or acting on their gayness with their vows of celibacy...and of course we all know how that works out by and large.

    If Cruise hadn't dropped out and gone into acting (the second gayest profession behind Catholic Priest)....he probably would have become one of those diaper sniper, boy touching priests or cardinals voting on the new Pope the other day.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Donkeyboy2190 View Post
    Yep. Wasn't there a report that he was interviewing prospects before settling on her? I believe Jennifer Garner was one.
    You are correct. It was a Vanity Fair article. Amongst the "candidates" were Garner, Jessica Alba, Lindsay Lohan, Kate Bosworth and Scarlett Johanssen. I think it was done under the pretense of an audition. How awesome would it have been if he wound up with that trainwreck Lohan.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scarfo View Post
    That Suri Cruise is a cutie, I know that much. :3
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    Baltimore Bloat.
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    Très paresseux à mon avis.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scarfo View Post
    That Suri Cruise is a cutie, I know that much. :3

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    Quote Originally Posted by Donkeyboy2190 View Post
    Yep. Wasn't there a report that he was interviewing prospects before settling on her? I believe Jennifer Garner was one.
    Nazanin Boniadi was another one - she had the bonus of already being a Scientologist. Unlike the others, Tom actually dated her for several months.

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    Penelope Cruz, Tom Cruise Split When She Rejected Scientology

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    Suri Cruise is actually a clone of Katie Holmes. There is no Tom Cruise DNA anywhere near that kid.
    Le-a, "Cause the dash don't be silent."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scarfo View Post
    That Suri Cruise is a cutie, I know that much. :3

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    Quote Originally Posted by Goods View Post
    Creep.
    he will. youngsters are a timid species. i have a feeling he knows how to approach them.
    "If my wife started going to a bereavement counselor, I'd throw her out." Howard referring to Nancy's grieving of Timmy the cat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MobyDick View Post
    she already went topless in Sam Raimi's THE GIFT


    she's sporting quite the mons.

    "If my wife started going to a bereavement counselor, I'd throw her out." Howard referring to Nancy's grieving of Timmy the cat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nantrax View Post
    i am with u


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    Quote Originally Posted by MutteringJohn View Post
    H. Stern



    Howard's parents must have been so proud that day.

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    Me and munny had a great time at the car show and the city yesterday.

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