Eh, to late. she already hit the wall.
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That Suri Cruise is a cutie, I know that much. :3
Katie's finally getting the pearl necklace she deserves and the (alleged) fanook Tom Cruise never gave her.
Yea...there were a number of actresses who were "hot" around the same time that the Cruise and the Cult were looking at to hire as Tom's new wife/beard.
Jennifer Garner was one of them. Scarlett Johansson was another. I think Sofia Vergara was one and I think there was one other I can't recall.
Scarlett Johansson was the one who was supposedly so freaked out by Tom and his posse of sci-fi Thetan kooks that she literally ran out of the building when they started "vetting" her....
For all the people who are still in denial about Tom Cruise's sexuality despite the mountain of evidence....just go back to one thing before he even became the "Tom Cruise" (Operating Thetan Level 7....lmao....or is he even higher ranked now?) you know and adore. The guy went to seminary school at one point hoping to become a Catholic priest, lmfao. He did this for the same reason so many other guys did when they realized they were gay and were profoundly disturbed by it....because the Church would stop them from being gay or acting on their gayness with their vows of celibacy...and of course we all know how that works out by and large.
If Cruise hadn't dropped out and gone into acting (the second gayest profession behind Catholic Priest)....he probably would have become one of those diaper sniper, boy touching priests or cardinals voting on the new Pope the other day.....
You are correct. It was a Vanity Fair article. Amongst the "candidates" were Garner, Jessica Alba, Lindsay Lohan, Kate Bosworth and Scarlett Johanssen. I think it was done under the pretense of an audition. How awesome would it have been if he wound up with that trainwreck Lohan.


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Suri Cruise is actually a clone of Katie Holmes. There is no Tom Cruise DNA anywhere near that kid.
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