wow....good news for a good friday
Hank to Beetle "who wrote the Gettysburg address"
Beetle "I don't wear dresses"
I'm still baffled at how, 20-30 years later, updated versions of Star Search and The Gong Show managed to dominate and help ruin (along with fake "reality" shows) the TV landscape.
I mean, what the fuck America? Millions of people are watching the fucking Gong Show and Star Search. Star Search ran for awhile but those shows weren't that popular back then comparatively and nothing much has changed except for the names and faces.
What's wrong with you assholes who revived this horseshit?
"But Howard is so talented! How can this happen?! AGT definitely did not fail because of me, Robin...it was, uhh, totally mismanaged...and the marketing, I just won't go there..."
"Ok, I'm going to need you to take some pills I have in the other room..."
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