My 2nd favorite holiday

**Nikkerz** · 03-15-2013, 01:54 AM

St. Patrick's Day, is coming, and I'm not drinking. Everyone knows I quit, but for the past 2 and a half weeks, I've been invited out 5 times, specifically to drink. They found out I'm not drinking on St. patrick's Day, and the party invites are getting out of hand. Nice "friends". I quit smoking too...maybe they'd like to offer me a cigarette as well? Fucking assholes. There is my assinine thought of the day.

**Rolling Pin** · 03-15-2013, 01:56 AM

Thanksgiving is number one, right?

**Nikkerz** · 03-15-2013, 01:57 AM

Originally Posted by Westerberg

Thanksgiving is number one, right?

Should be with as much as I've been eating lately (LOL), but my first is Halloween

**Rolling Pin** · 03-15-2013, 02:01 AM

Originally Posted by Nikkerz

Should be with as much as I've been eating lately (LOL), but my first is Halloween

But the Lions play every Thanksgiving!

Halloween is cool, I have never really given a shit about St. Patricks day myself. Though I have gotten trashed on many of them.

**Nikkerz** · 03-15-2013, 02:07 AM

Originally Posted by Westerberg

But the Lions play every Thanksgiving!

Halloween is cool, I have never really given a shit about St. Patricks day myself. Though I have gotten trashed on many of them.

I honestly don't watch football on Thanksgiving. I'm usually in the kitchen. Lol. St. Patrick's Day was always a big thing for my birth family. Corned beef and cabbage and all that jazz. When we were kids (this sounds gross)....my mom used to make us green milk St Patrick's Day morning. (Food coloring). We also got Lucky Charms and shamrock shaped pancakes.

**Ryan Lever** · 03-15-2013, 02:12 AM

Originally Posted by Nikkerz

I honestly don't watch football on Thanksgiving. I'm usually in the kitchen. Lol. St. Patrick's Day was always a big thing for my birth family. Corned beef and cabbage and all that jazz. When we were kids (this sounds gross)....my mom used to make us green milk St Patrick's Day morning. (Food coloring). We also got Lucky Charms and shamrock shaped pancakes.

**Nikkerz** · 03-15-2013, 02:17 AM

Originally Posted by Ryan Lever

Quit. Lol

**Ryan Lever** · 03-15-2013, 02:27 AM

Originally Posted by Nikkerz

Quit. Lol

**Napoleon V** · 03-15-2013, 02:30 AM

**Phil McKrakin** · 03-15-2013, 02:32 AM

Sorry Nikky...Ag done fucked it all over again for you... Fact: You are an obese, fat, fugly, filthy failure. I like to keep it short. The 4 F's prevail...

**Nikkerz** · 03-15-2013, 02:42 AM

Originally Posted by Howiewood

Sorry Nikky...Ag done fucked it all over again for you... Fact: You are an obese, fat, fugly, filthy failure. I like to keep it short. The 4 F's prevail...

I'm 115 lbs, how am I fat? Fugly, I'll give you. Filthy? I clean my house and myself every single day. Failure? That's why I can support myself and still have money to save? Okay.

**face palm** · 03-15-2013, 02:43 AM

and you are royalty

**Nikkerz** · 03-15-2013, 02:47 AM

Originally Posted by face palm

and you are royalty

I don't really think that. Jeez. I do think it's cool they own a castle though.

**Phil McKrakin** · 03-15-2013, 02:47 AM

Originally Posted by Nikkerz

I'm 115 lbs, how am I fat? Fugly, I'll give you. Filthy? I clean my house and myself every single day. Failure? That's why I can support myself and still have money to save? Okay.

I was waxing aboot your former employee. You embody only 3 of them. So gross.

**Nikkerz** · 03-15-2013, 02:49 AM

Originally Posted by Howiewood

I was waxing aboot your former employee. You embody only 3 of them. So gross.

In English, please?

**Rolling Pin** · 03-15-2013, 02:54 AM

Originally Posted by Howiewood

I was waxing aboot your former employee. You embody only 3 of them. So gross.

Originally Posted by Nikkerz

In English, please?

**Phil McKrakin** · 03-15-2013, 02:54 AM

Originally Posted by Nikkerz

In English, please?

If my most homely/smartest/entitled/dumbasfuck/braindead/nonfat/delusional) women I EVER met got tossed in a blender...you would still be my second choice...

**Nikkerz** · 03-15-2013, 03:02 AM

Originally Posted by Howiewood

If my most homely/smartest/entitled/dumbasfuck/braindead/nonfat/delusional) women I EVER met got tossed in a blender...you would still be my second choice...

Too bad nothing you say actually matters.