Concerned Father explains: Gay Marriage Can Lead To Anal Sex

[Dawg]

‘Concerned Father’ Explains: Gay Marriage Can Lead To Anal Sex, ‘Ejaculation Inside Of A Colon’

by Andrew Kirell
3:53 pm, March 12th, 2013
Testifying against same-sex marriage this week, “concerned Minnesotan father and husband” Mike Frey
explained that gay marriage can lead to something called sodomy, and
thus — horrors! — “ejaculation inside of a colon,” leading to the AIDS
and all kinds of horrific lesions.
Frey asked that the Minnesota House not pass a bill legalizing gay
marriage because “people who marry do have sex, and when same-sex people
are married, they do have sex — there’s something called sodomy.”
He then explained to the legislators that sodomy involves
“ejaculation inside of a colon,” which, unlike ejaculation inside a
vagina, does not lead to a pregnancy nor does the sperm have a barrier
of entry to the blood flow… often leading to AIDS. And so, he said, gay
marriage = the spread of AIDS to “society at large.”
At the end of his testimony, Frey concluded that gay marriage will
provide a “health risk to society at large,” and place “financial burden
on the people of Minnesota” to support the gays and their spreading diseases.
So, hurry along Minnesota lawmakers, please! Do NOT legalize gay
marriage. Otherwise, as Frey warned, many more Minnesotans… and
eventually Americans… will experience “a rash, almost like a boils and a
very raw skin, that broke out on the hands, feet, butt, mouth.”

[DrSublux]

they gots membranes back there

[Phil McKrakin]

they gots membranes back there

You'll get your branes wo the fuck out!

[Dawg]

The butt was not meant to have a penis inserted into it

[FlaFlaFlunkie]

The people we elect to public office.

[Rolling Pin]

Nothin better than poop semen in my opinion.

[sarnie]

homosexuals like where the shit comes out

[DrSublux]

mario is gonna be pissed

[RiotGrip]

You know I was OK with gay marriage, until I realized that it could lead to “ejaculation inside of a colon,”. If I had known that I never would have been in support. I'm changing my stance

[Wesmantooth]

[HeinousMark]

‘Concerned Father’ Explains: Gay Marriage Can Lead To Anal Sex, ‘Ejaculation Inside Of A Colon’

by Andrew Kirell
3:53 pm, March 12th, 2013
Testifying against same-sex marriage this week, “concerned Minnesotan father and husband” Mike Frey
explained that gay marriage can lead to something called sodomy, and
thus — horrors! — “ejaculation inside of a colon,” leading to the AIDS
and all kinds of horrific lesions.
Frey asked that the Minnesota House not pass a bill legalizing gay
marriage because “people who marry do have sex, and when same-sex people
are married, they do have sex — there’s something called sodomy.”
He then explained to the legislators that sodomy involves
“ejaculation inside of a colon,” which, unlike ejaculation inside a
vagina, does not lead to a pregnancy nor does the sperm have a barrier
of entry to the blood flow… often leading to AIDS. And so, he said, gay
marriage = the spread of AIDS to “society at large.”
At the end of his testimony, Frey concluded that gay marriage will
provide a “health risk to society at large,” and place “financial burden
on the people of Minnesota” to support the gays and their spreading diseases.
So, hurry along Minnesota lawmakers, please! Do NOT legalize gay
marriage. Otherwise, as Frey warned, many more Minnesotans… and
eventually Americans… will experience “a rash, almost like a boils and a
very raw skin, that broke out on the hands, feet, butt, mouth.”

Whoa, that dude must be like a Professor or a scientist or something....

[Popeye Saavedra]

The butt was not meant to have a penis inserted into it

Sounds like you have been talking to my wife.

[Popeye Saavedra]

mario is gonna be pissed

Yeah, when will Mario address this?

[Super Mario]

do I really have to address every single Gay thread ?

[DrSublux]

do I really have to address every single Gay thread ?

yes

[Popeye Saavedra]

do I really have to address every single Gay thread ?

You are the senior gay here. So, yes.

[HeinousMark]

The butt was not meant to have a penis inserted into it

[Super Mario]

yes

[Popeye Saavedra]

I disagree with Dawg.

[Wesmantooth]