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  1. 03-14-2013, 08:14 PM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by dinkus mayhem View Post
    holy shit the more of these i read the more i realize that i really am paranoid parrot!

    You can't hit it too many times
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  2. 03-14-2013, 08:19 PM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by dinkus mayhem View Post
    you mean like you do/say/ask the same things? i'm dying laughing because these are so spot on for me and how i've thought or how i still think.
    Absolutely. Ive thought all of these.
    What is the truth, what is the faithful lasting proof?
    What is the central theme to this everlasting spoof?
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  3. 03-14-2013, 08:20 PM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chigs View Post
    Absolutely. Ive thought all of these.
    Yep

    I did the "look away during password" thing just the other day
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    What are you dropping for supper, HAL?
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  4. 03-14-2013, 08:22 PM #24
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    you just don't turn it off.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chriza View Post
    Yep

    I did the "look away during password" thing just the other day
    Its funny when you do it, because its so exaggerated. When someone is typing a password, I basically try to turn my head like Linda Blair in The Exorcist.
    What is the truth, what is the faithful lasting proof?
    What is the central theme to this everlasting spoof?
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  6. 03-14-2013, 08:28 PM #26
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    Does the parrot have anything to say about fucking old Mexican broads?
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    less words, more tits and ass..
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    BECAUSE EVERYONE IS SAYING THE STEAK IS SHITTY OH MY FUCKING GOD POPEYE I'M GOING TO KILL YOU IN REAL LIFE I'm getting a headache
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  7. 03-14-2013, 08:29 PM #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chigs View Post
    Its funny when you do it, because its so exaggerated. When someone is typing a password, I basically try to turn my head like Linda Blair in The Exorcist.
    totally...you have to make sure they know.
    you just don't turn it off.
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  8. 03-14-2013, 08:33 PM #28
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    Quote Originally Posted by Popeye Saavedra View Post
    Does the parrot have anything to say about fucking old Mexican broads?
    you just don't turn it off.
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  9. 03-14-2013, 08:37 PM #29
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    i have a touch of the college freshman in me too (just the tip)...

    you just don't turn it off.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chigs View Post
    Its funny when you do it, because its so exaggerated. When someone is typing a password, I basically try to turn my head like Linda Blair in The Exorcist.
    I'll actually walk to the other side of the room and fiddlefuck around with something on the shelf like an idiot
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  11. 03-14-2013, 08:40 PM #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by dinkus mayhem View Post
    They all hit close to home, but especially this one
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    It's the millennium. It's OK to hate the niggers again
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  12. 03-14-2013, 08:43 PM #32
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    fucking redneck randall...





    i do not have any similarities with redneck randall.
    you just don't turn it off.
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    Last time the Cable-Nig came over to fix the interwebs, we're both running speedtests on our laptops, and we got it going and he's all "Hey type your WiFi and Firewall passwords into MY laptop and we'll compare speeds " and I'm all "Oh shit look at the time I've got to leave to run some errands K Bye C Ya.....".....
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    Hitler was a liberal; National Socialist Party
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    Quote Originally Posted by HeinousMark View Post
    Last time the Cable-Nig came over to fix the interwebs, we're both running speedtests on our laptops, and we got it going and he's all "Hey type your WiFi and Firewall passwords into MY laptop and we'll compare speeds " and I'm all "Oh shit look at the time I've got to leave to run some errands K Bye C Ya.....".....
    you just don't turn it off.
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  15. 03-14-2013, 08:52 PM #35
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    Quote Originally Posted by dinkus mayhem View Post
    fucking redneck randall...





    i do not have any similarities with redneck randall.
    Redneck Randall
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    Quote Originally Posted by dinkus mayhem View Post
    this is understandable
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    Quote Originally Posted by dinkus mayhem View Post
    holy shit this is me!

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    That parrot needs to get out of my fucking head.
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  19. 03-15-2013, 12:32 AM #39
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    These are good
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