Bet it's like "throwing a hotdog down a hallway.."

[Babs]

You forgot fat and living in my mom's basement and a virgin

and the penis bumps

[Vyb]

Their last name is Fokken?

The Fokken Whores.

[Nurse Remulak]

Their last name is Fokken?

The Fokken Whores.

I spent several months in Amsterdam on a job. Love the city.. The Red Light District is wild. Picture 3 streets about half a mile long each with sex shops, sex shows, sex museums, brothels and bar/pubs.. The hookers stand behind glass doors facing the street and tap the glass with their rings to get your attention. Half the hookers are serious 8-10s.. Gorgeous women from all over Europe. The other half are meh or just fucking scary. The place is quite a freak-show.

[Vyb]

I spent several months in Amsterdam on a job. Love the city.. The Red Light District is wild. Picture 3 streets about half a mile long each with sex shops, sex shows, sex museums, brothels and bar/pubs.. The hookers stand behind glass doors facing the street and tap the glass with their rings to get your attention. Half the hookers are serious 8-10s.. Gorgeous women from all over Europe. The other half are meh or just fucking scary. The place is quite a freak-show.

Did you fok some whores there?

[Spazzmatazz]

You faggot

Put it in your Chriza folder with the rest of them you ancient homo

Nah, there's no Chriza folder. I just dump it in the Dawg's folder with the rest of the miscreants. I did notice though that I have another folder named Saloon that has pictures that I cannot use... Hi Bye You!

[Nurse Remulak]

Did you fok some whores there?

I was sooooo tempted because some of them were fucking gorgeous.. but I figured if I did fate would probably hook me up with the only one who has HIV or crabs.. Truth. (The reality is the hookers are unionized and have to be tested monthly to keep their hooker license to work.. but I was still too nervous..)

Some of the guys and I would hook up after work.. head to a coffee bar for a bit.. and then go wander the Red Light District just to check out the barely-dressed hookers-behind-windows.. Then we'd head to a club for the night.

ETA:

[Spazzmatazz]

I'm gonna kill whichever of my friends took that picture

And I have to know. When you were considering the purchase of eye wear, did you put those sunglasses on, look in the mirror and say, "Yeah These will do!"?

[Chriza]

And I have to know. When you were considering the purchase of eye wear, did you put those sunglasses on, look in the mirror and say, "Yeah These will do!"?

Those are my True Romance glasses

[Spazzmatazz]

Those are my True Romance glasses

Sorry Chriza, but the douche factor is off the charts on thise...