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  1. 03-14-2013, 02:46 PM #1
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    Biggest dick evar!!!

    Truth is stranger than fiction...



    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/0..._n_451640.html

    "According to reports, a well respected, high ranking Pakistani official has been rejected as ambassador to Saudi Arabia because his name, Akbar Zib, translates as 'biggest dick' in Arabic."
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    What are you dropping for supper, HAL?
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  3. 03-14-2013, 02:51 PM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chriza View Post
    Who

    In the living FUCK

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    I am a nobody.. Just like you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gilaet View Post
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    is this a violation of rule #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nurse Remulak View Post
    Truth is stranger than fiction...

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    I wanna neg the OP for tricking me into thinking this thread was about penis.
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    Who's getting the new Trojan vibrator? I saw it on TV last night while I was eating dinner with my family. Such a nice commercial.
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  10. 03-14-2013, 03:27 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by basketcase View Post
    Who's getting the new Trojan vibrator? I saw it on TV last night while I was saying dinner with my family. Such a nice commercial.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nurse Remulak View Post
    Truth is stranger than fiction...

    Correct!
    Zib, zeb, or zub is the correct name for penis in Arabic. And akbar is "great" Or "biggest"
    all phonetic
    Coos/cus, is vagina.
    Bizazz is breasts.
    Yahoodie ibn gahbah (Jewish son of a bitch) will get you punched.
    Ela awn deenuck. = curse your religion
    Ela awn deen oomuck = curse the religion of your mother
    Ela awn coos lenufadeck = cure the vagina that bore you
    Ela awn coos oomuck = curse your mother's vagina

    Actually, all of these might result in fisticuffs...
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  12. 03-14-2013, 03:32 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by Spazzmatazz View Post
    Correct!
    Zib, zeb, or zub is the correct name for penis in Arabic. And akbar is "great" Or "biggest"
    Ya.. Imagine the shit he must have endured in school..
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    "saying dinner"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nurse Remulak View Post
    Ya.. Imagine the shit he must have endured in school..
    He probably deserved it.

    If you ever wanna hear how to badmouth Creek or Seminole indians? Gimme a holler!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Spazzmatazz View Post
    Yahoodie ibn gahbah (Jewish son of a bitch) will get you punched.
    Ah! So "ibn" is like "O'Leary" or "McIntosh," meaning "son of...," huh?
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    For my fellow Python friends.
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    Quote Originally Posted by EOMS View Post

    For my fellow Python friends.
    Biggus Dickus!!! Hi 5!!
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  18. 03-15-2013, 10:16 AM #18
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  19. 03-15-2013, 06:22 PM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nurse Remulak View Post
    Truth is stranger than fiction...

    He has a wife you know... do you know what she's called?
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  20. 03-15-2013, 06:43 PM #20
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