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    Quote Originally Posted by Chriza View Post
    I think she was genuinely mad at him
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    I only wear XL shirts at work.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Schmoopy View Post
    I only wear XL shirts at work.
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    What are you dropping for supper, HAL?

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    Quote Originally Posted by eliasbboy View Post
    Here's another "Instant Saloon Photoshop Reenactment":

    We all know Chriza buys pre cut vegetables and does not know how to use a knife.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BrulesRules View Post
    We all know Chriza buys pre cut vegetables and does not know how to use a knife.
    That's not true, I use the knife to open the pre cut vegetables
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    What are you dropping for supper, HAL?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chriza View Post
    XL Oreck vacuums. Get it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chriza View Post
    That's not true, I use the knife to open the pre cut vegetables
    Pwned.

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    EddyG just PM'd me. Fuck!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Schmoopy View Post
    XL Oreck vacuums. Get it?
    I'm gonna go out on a limb a say Chriza MIGHT not be as familiar with Oreck model numbers as you might think.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Schmoopy View Post
    EddyG just PM'd me. Fuck!


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    Originally Posted by EddyG
    No pics but I jerked off Dennis Rodman after a Pistons game once. 10 inches of throbbing chocolate. He asked me to take it in his mouth but my mouth wasn`t big enough, quite the load.
    That's somebody else signing my name, shit mult!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    2nd time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by eliasbboy View Post
    I'm gonna go out on a limb a say Chriza MIGHT not be as familiar with Oreck model numbers as you might think.
    Before I met Schmoopy, I'm not sure I could have told you what an Oreck was
    Quote Originally Posted by gilaet View Post
    What are you dropping for supper, HAL?

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    That isn't a model. That's what our vacuums used to be called. XL = Xtended Life which means it lasts longer than other vacuums.

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    how in the hell do you stay so skinny, Chriza?
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    I can dance MFer!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lawsy View Post
    how in the hell do you stay so skinny, Chriza?
    Who the fuck said I was skinny

    And again, I just described fewer than 1000 calories. It aint like I went to Round Table and hit up the pizza/salad bar buffet.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chriza View Post

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chriza View Post
    Who the fuck said I was skinny

    And again, I just described fewer than 1000 calories. It aint like I went to Round Table and hit up the pizza/salad bar buffet.
    Ive seen pictures you've posted. You look pretty skinny to me, Slim

    And that McDonalds biscuit alone is probably 1000 calories!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lawsy View Post
    how in the hell do you stay so skinny, Chriza?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spazzmatazz View Post
    Big Trouble Little China?
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    I can dance MFer!

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