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03-14-2013, 02:41 PM #81Saloon Staff
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03-14-2013, 02:41 PM #82Awaiting The Rapture
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Diet Coke goes in one end; Squirt comes out the other
Originally Posted by Chriza
I think she was genuinely mad at him
The day you give your heart to Jesus, He will set you free.
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03-14-2013, 02:41 PM #83GIMP Master
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I only wear XL shirts at work.
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03-14-2013, 02:42 PM #84Keep Calm and Fak U
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Originally Posted by Schmoopy
I only wear XL shirts at work.
Originally Posted by gilaet
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03-14-2013, 02:44 PM #85Grab 'em in the biscuits
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We all know Chriza buys pre cut vegetables and does not know how to use a knife. Originally Posted by eliasbboy
Here's another "Instant Saloon Photoshop Reenactment":
"Would I rather be feared or loved? Um... Easy, both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me. " - Michael Scott Originally Posted by Shine
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03-14-2013, 02:48 PM #86Keep Calm and Fak U
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That's not true, I use the knife to open the pre cut vegetables Originally Posted by BrulesRules
We all know Chriza buys pre cut vegetables and does not know how to use a knife. Originally Posted by gilaet
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03-14-2013, 02:49 PM #87GIMP Master
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XL Oreck vacuums. Get it? Originally Posted by Chriza
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03-14-2013, 02:49 PM #88Saloon Staff
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Pwned. Originally Posted by Chriza
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03-14-2013, 02:49 PM #89GIMP Master
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EddyG just PM'd me. Fuck!
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03-14-2013, 02:50 PM #90Saloon Staff
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I'm gonna go out on a limb a say Chriza MIGHT not be as familiar with Oreck model numbers as you might think. Originally Posted by Schmoopy
XL Oreck vacuums. Get it?
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03-14-2013, 02:50 PM #91Saloon Staff
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Originally Posted by Schmoopy
EddyG just PM'd me. Fuck!
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03-14-2013, 02:51 PM #92GIMP Master
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Originally Posted by EddyG
No pics but I jerked off Dennis Rodman after a Pistons game once. 10 inches of throbbing chocolate. He asked me to take it in his mouth but my mouth wasn`t big enough, quite the load.2nd time.That's somebody else signing my name, shit mult!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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03-14-2013, 04:26 PM #93Keep Calm and Fak U
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Before I met Schmoopy, I'm not sure I could have told you what an Oreck was Originally Posted by eliasbboy
I'm gonna go out on a limb a say Chriza MIGHT not be as familiar with Oreck model numbers as you might think.
Originally Posted by gilaet
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03-14-2013, 04:47 PM #94GIMP Master
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That isn't a model. That's what our vacuums used to be called. XL = Xtended Life which means it lasts longer than other vacuums.
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03-14-2013, 04:50 PM #95I'm a nice person dammit.
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how in the hell do you stay so skinny, Chriza?
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03-14-2013, 04:51 PM #96Keep Calm and Fak U
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Who the fuck said I was skinny Originally Posted by Lawsy
And again, I just described fewer than 1000 calories. It aint like I went to Round Table and hit up the pizza/salad bar buffet. Originally Posted by gilaet
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03-14-2013, 04:52 PM #97Saloonified...
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Originally Posted by Chriza
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03-14-2013, 04:53 PM #98I'm a nice person dammit.
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Ive seen pictures you've posted. You look pretty skinny to me, Slim Originally Posted by Chriza
Who the fuck said I was skinny
And again, I just described fewer than 1000 calories. It aint like I went to Round Table and hit up the pizza/salad bar buffet.
And that McDonalds biscuit alone is probably 1000 calories!
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03-14-2013, 04:53 PM #99GIMP Master
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Originally Posted by Lawsy
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03-14-2013, 04:53 PM #100I'm a nice person dammit.
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Big Trouble Little China? Originally Posted by Spazzmatazz
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