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  1. 03-14-2013, 01:55 PM #1
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    I'm being showered in free food today

    This morning my coworker came in with a big bag of McDonald's breakfast food and I was all like

    And he gave me one of these and I was like





    And then one of my other coworkers didn't want his so they were all like HEY CHRIZA YOU WANT THIS and I was all like SHO NUFF so I had two





    And then at lunchtime I wasn't hungry anymore but I wanted a drink so I went to the convenience store to get a cold refreshing Gatorade and a 5 Hour Energy and the fat chick at the counter held out a box and was all like HEY YOU WANT SOME FREE PEANUTS and I was all like WUT and the box was full of little bags of Planter's peanuts, every variety

    So I took two bags
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    The Gods have truly smiled upon me this day
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chriza View Post
    The Gods have truly smiled upon me this day
    You'd better get a free lunch too.... unless the breakfast became lunch too.
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    you are supposed to eat McDonald's breakfast sandwiches on the toilet like Tha Kid..sho nuff.
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    Chriza, if one of your co-workers wanted to poison you, I'm thinking it would be pretty easy to do.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Popeye Saavedra View Post
    Chriza, if one of your co-workers wanted to poison you, I'm thinking it would be pretty easy to do.
    No one would do that

    I am beloved by all
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    You are going to be as fat as Shiv.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cheri View Post
    You are going to be as fat as Shiv.
    It's okay, the new girl loves ugly guys
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chriza View Post
    It's okay, the new girl loves ugly guys
    Oh, then keep going.
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    What flava 5 Hour Energy?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vyb View Post
    What flava 5 Hour Energy?
    The berry, I think

    I only started taking them this week because I've been staying up too late

    I blame daylight savings

    I go home from work, take a one hour nap, shoot a 5HE and I'm good to go
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chriza View Post
    The berry, I think

    I only started taking them this week because I've been staying up too late

    I blame daylight savings

    I go home from work, take a one hour nap, shoot a 5HE and I'm good to go
    You stay up all night?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vyb View Post
    You stay up all night?
    No no, but I've only been getting like 4 or 5 hours sleep

    I don't care if I'm tired at work but in the evenings I like to have lots of strength to play Minecraft
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chriza View Post
    No no, but I've only been getting like 4 or 5 hours sleep

    I don't care if I'm tired at work but in the evenings I like to have lots of strength to play Minecraft
    Just like my kid, except she'll get up at 4:00 am to play Minecraft. Drives Mrs. Vyb cray.
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