I'm being showered in free food today

[Mr. Potato Head]

Jesus you people

The sausage mcmuffin is 370 calories. So even with the peanuts included (I ate one bag and gave the other way) I'm describing less than 1000 calories of food. And I probably won't eat again today. Calm the fuck down.

WTH you mean, 'you people'??

[ralphberries]

A good friend of mine ate this burger.With 2 patties its called the thurmanator.They have never made one with 3 patties.It cost $28.00 He ate the whole thing after we had many shots and beers.

[Billy]

When McDonlads was serving the "big and tasty" I was with with my father and I swear to God he ordered a "big and nasty".

[eliasbboy]

Here's another "Instant Saloon Photoshop Reenactment":

[Mr. Potato Head]

Where is Satori? ..we need workout advice

I will slap the SHIT out of you!



Everyone knows Mario gives the workout advice around here.

[Schmoopy]

This morning my coworker came in with a big bag of McDonald's breakfast food and I was all like

And he gave me one of these and I was like





And then one of my other coworkers didn't want his so they were all like HEY CHRIZA YOU WANT THIS and I was all like SHO NUFF so I had two





And then at lunchtime I wasn't hungry anymore but I wanted a drink so I went to the convenience store to get a cold refreshing Gatorade and a 5 Hour Energy and the fat chick at the counter held out a box and was all like HEY YOU WANT SOME FREE PEANUTS and I was all like WUT and the box was full of little bags of Planter's peanuts, every variety

So I took two bags

Yeah, these threads never get old.

[BrulesRules]

I will slap the SHIT out of you!



Everyone knows Mario gives the workout advice around here.

I lift sacks of potatoes for a workout

[Chriza]

Yeah, these threads never get old.

OMG because I said that to you earlier

And now you've turned it around on me

Truly I have received my comeuppance

[Mr. Potato Head]

A good friend of mine ate this burger.With 2 patties its called the thurmanator.They have never made one with 3 patties.It cost $28.00 He ate the whole thing after we had many shots and beers.

So, your friend ate one with 3 patties? But you said they have never made one with 3 patties. The one in the picture has 3 patties. You're a fucking liar!! Your post is a lie! You have no friends! That was a lie too! Fuck you, you fucking lying fucker!!

[nazdrowie]

omg a food thread

[Chriza]

omg a food thread

If my girlfriend gets her tax return today I'm making her buy me dinner too

[MatthewT]

it's totally pee

[Chriza]

ITS NOT FUCKING PEE GOD DAMN IT

[MatthewT]

pre-processed pee

[Chriza]

Mario and The Squirter got into an argument on my Facebook

[Mr. Potato Head]

ITS NOT FUCKING PEE GOD DAMN IT

You drink pee?

[Chriza]

pre-processed pee

Well so is Diet Coke ya fuckin dummy

[eliasbboy]

Piss piss pissity piss pee pee.

[O Face]

So, your friend ate one with 3 patties? But you said they have never made one with 3 patties. The one in the picture has 3 patties. You're a fucking liar!! Your post is a lie! You have no friends! That was a lie too! Fuck you, you fucking lying fucker!!

[eliasbboy]

You drink pee?

He also likes blue cheese. Go figure.