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03-14-2013, 08:43 AM #1DS Supporter
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It's National Steak and a Blowjob day
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03-14-2013, 08:57 AM #2~Is Your Father~
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Sure, why not?
On your knees, twitter bitch!!!
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03-14-2013, 09:03 AM #3Loud Mouth Drunk
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National Steak and Blowjob Day The product of a flawed plan concocted by men to create a new (fictional) holiday that enables men to receive both a steak and a blowjob from their girlfriends/wives on a specific day annually, apparently in a rebellion against the 'chore' of Valentine's Day.
However, whilst attempting to demean and get one up on their female counterparts these men have forgotten that this ridiculous holiday entitles them to ONE steak and ONE blowjob a YEAR. Therefore providing women with a justified excuse to avoid the activity becoming a regular occurance.
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03-14-2013, 09:06 AM #4Maverick
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probably thought up by a married guy. i'm married and one guaranteed blowjob a year would be an improvement. i think i am getting steak tomorrow, though. Originally Posted by Ving
"Artie's a great guy and he's somebody I'll always fight for." Howard 12-15-09.
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03-14-2013, 09:09 AM #5Dawg Saloon Staff
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You're right, steak is the easy part if you are married. Originally Posted by killallposers
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03-14-2013, 09:53 AM #6Loud Mouth Drunk
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Originally Posted by killallposers
Maybe you'll have better luck on Chicken and a Hand job day.
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03-14-2013, 10:51 AM #7Maverick
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i'm allergic to chicken, but i do get daily handjobs. unfortunately that means i'm also giving them. Originally Posted by Ving
"Artie's a great guy and he's somebody I'll always fight for." Howard 12-15-09.
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03-14-2013, 09:03 AM #8Dawg Saloon Staff
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Howard Stern on:
Steak: "I don't know anyone with anything going on that still eats meat"
Blowjobs: "I'm not really into that"
Howard chooses to refer to today as "National Scarves and Pedicures Day"
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03-14-2013, 01:59 PM #9DS Supporter
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Pretty sure that Howard celebrates "National Closeted Fаggоts with a beard wife" day. Originally Posted by BethSucks
Howard Stern on:
Steak: "I don't know anyone with anything going on that still eats meat"
Blowjobs: "I'm not really into that"
Howard chooses to refer to today as "National Scarves and Pedicures Day"
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03-14-2013, 02:13 PM #10DS Supporter
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I thought he celebrated almonds and assfucking day. Originally Posted by NotMyBro
Last edited by Teeney; 03-14-2013 at 02:20 PM.
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03-14-2013, 09:17 AM #11Maverick
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I got both last night! True story.
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03-14-2013, 09:18 AM #12DS Supporter
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Pics or it didnt happen. Originally Posted by WillyBest
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03-14-2013, 09:21 AM #13Maverick
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Originally Posted by GaryPuppet
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03-14-2013, 11:26 AM #14Maverick
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Damn...she looks a little bit like Beth! Originally Posted by WillyBest
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03-14-2013, 09:27 AM #15DS Supporter
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Who are you trying to fool? You had hamburger helper and jerked yourself off! Originally Posted by WillyBest
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03-14-2013, 09:40 AM #16Maverick
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Originally Posted by Teeney
Who are you trying to fool? You had hamburger helper and jerked yourself off!
Well, in my defense, I wasn't planning on jerking off until I saw that sexy, sexy logo! It gave me ideas, ya know?
Betty Crocker, my ass! More like Betty COCK-tease!!!Please don't use this as your signature
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03-14-2013, 11:29 AM #17Maverick
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Originally Posted by Teeney
Who are you trying to fool? You had hamburger helper and jerked yourself off!
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03-14-2013, 08:07 PM #18Loud Mouth Drunk
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Originally Posted by WillyBest
Did he take his teeth out for you?
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03-14-2013, 09:26 AM #19DS Supporter
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The only way I ever get steak is to give a blow job.
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03-14-2013, 09:47 AM #20Maverick
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At least you get the steak afterward, not a total loss. Originally Posted by Teeney
The only way I ever get steak is to give a blow job.
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