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  1. 03-14-2013, 08:43 AM #1
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    It's National Steak and a Blowjob day

    Is anyone here getting either???
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  2. 03-14-2013, 08:57 AM #2
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    National Steak and Blowjob Day
    The product of a flawed plan concocted by men to create a new (fictional) holiday that enables men to receive both a steak and a blowjob from their girlfriends/wives on a specific day annually, apparently in a rebellion against the 'chore' of Valentine's Day.

    However, whilst attempting to demean and get one up on their female counterparts these men have forgotten that this ridiculous holiday entitles them to ONE steak and ONE blowjob a YEAR. Therefore providing women with a justified excuse to avoid the activity becoming a regular occurance.
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    Howard Stern on:

    Steak: "I don't know anyone with anything going on that still eats meat"
    Blowjobs: "I'm not really into that"

    Howard chooses to refer to today as "National Scarves and Pedicures Day"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ving View Post
    National Steak and Blowjob Day
    The product of a flawed plan concocted by men to create a new (fictional) holiday that enables men to receive both a steak and a blowjob from their girlfriends/wives on a specific day annually, apparently in a rebellion against the 'chore' of Valentine's Day.

    However, whilst attempting to demean and get one up on their female counterparts these men have forgotten that this ridiculous holiday entitles them to ONE steak and ONE blowjob a YEAR. Therefore providing women with a justified excuse to avoid the activity becoming a regular occurance.
    probably thought up by a married guy. i'm married and one guaranteed blowjob a year would be an improvement. i think i am getting steak tomorrow, though.
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  6. 03-14-2013, 09:09 AM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by killallposers View Post
    probably thought up by a married guy. i'm married and one guaranteed blowjob a year would be an improvement. i think i am getting steak tomorrow, though.
    You're right, steak is the easy part if you are married.
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  7. 03-14-2013, 09:17 AM #7
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    I got both last night! True story.
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    Quote Originally Posted by WillyBest View Post
    I got both last night! True story.
    Pics or it didnt happen.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GaryPuppet View Post
    Pics or it didnt happen.
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    The only way I ever get steak is to give a blow job.
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    Quote Originally Posted by WillyBest View Post
    I got both last night! True story.
    Who are you trying to fool? You had hamburger helper and jerked yourself off!
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    I haven't eaten a steak in years.
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  14. 03-14-2013, 09:40 AM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by Teeney View Post
    Who are you trying to fool? You had hamburger helper and jerked yourself off!


    Well, in my defense, I wasn't planning on jerking off until I saw that sexy, sexy logo! It gave me ideas, ya know?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Teeney View Post
    The only way I ever get steak is to give a blow job.
    At least you get the steak afterward, not a total loss.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nibbler View Post
    I haven't eaten a steak in years.
    Howard would be proud that you "evolved".
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  18. 03-14-2013, 09:53 AM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by killallposers View Post
    probably thought up by a married guy. i'm married and one guaranteed blowjob a year would be an improvement. i think i am getting steak tomorrow, though.

    Maybe you'll have better luck on Chicken and a Hand job day.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GaryPuppet View Post
    Is anyone here getting either???
    Not this jabroni, today is National Leftovers and Hand Release Day
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