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    I'm starting to believe in the dinosaur theory, myself.

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    it's a shame froggy doesn't believe his own scriptures

    anyway, you second-chancers are confined to the new earth; now the new heaven still has a few openings.

    i'd hurry tho
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    Quote Originally Posted by MatthewT View Post
    it's a shame froggy doesn't believe his own scriptures

    anyway, you second-chancers are confined to the new earth; now the new heaven still has a few openings.

    i'd hurry tho
    Is the Guf running out of souls?

    Also, what is the "New Heaven" ? What happened to the Old Heaven and it's inhabitants?
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    Quote Originally Posted by HeinousMark View Post
    Is the Guf running out of souls?

    Also, what is the "New Heaven" ? What happened to the Old Heaven and it's inhabitants?
    old heaven is tained with rebellious angel crap, just like the old earth is tained with rebellious human crap

    it's gonna blow up in an instant, and all of the faithful angels and humans will live in and on Heaven 2.0 and Earth 2.0 in angel bodies, and Human 2.0 bodies.

    then the fun really starts
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    Quote Originally Posted by MatthewT View Post
    old heaven is tained with rebellious angel crap, just like the old earth is tained with rebellious human crap

    it's gonna blow up in an instant, and all of the faithful angels and humans will live in and on Heaven 2.0 and Earth 2.0 in angel bodies, and Human 2.0 bodies.

    then the fun really starts

    Holy shit you're retarded.

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    so old, so bitter
    The day you give your heart to Jesus, He will set you free.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MatthewT View Post
    so old, so bitter

    How is recognizing a religion stunted retard when I see one me being Bitter?

    And when did "Old" become a bad thing? Kids like you dream of the wisdom that comes with age and a long time ago kids respected their elders, especially christian kids. It seems it's beat into their heads daily.

    Just another MatthewT christian contradiction.

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    so old, so bitter
    The day you give your heart to Jesus, He will set you free.

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    2 Peter 3:10

    But the day of the Lord will come like a thief, and then the heavens will pass away with a roar, and the heavenly bodies will be burned up and dissolved, and the earth and the works that are done on it will be exposed.
    The day you give your heart to Jesus, He will set you free.

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    I guess we missed the "heaven 2.0" quotes.

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    The day you give your heart to Jesus, He will set you free.

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    so old, so illiterate
    The day you give your heart to Jesus, He will set you free.

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    Says the nutter linking to a 404 page.

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    Ladies and gents, MatthewT's proof of heaven 2.0...


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    oh, sorry, that's not supposed to be a link

    The day you give your heart to Jesus, He will set you free.

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    so bald, so brainwashed
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    you are the absolute worst person via the reps that has ever been. you should be proud of that. you're #1.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RiotGrip View Post
    so bald, so brainwashed

    I'm starting to think he's too stupid to be brain washed.

    But I would still love to know who the pastor is that's trying. Too bad he refuses to reveal the church or the man behind these teachings.

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    straight outta the bible dude; teacher is the Holy Spirit

    you know, i have to admit that knowing what becomes of unbelievers doesn't always break my heart
    The day you give your heart to Jesus, He will set you free.

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    if you just want to hear a good pastor, check out pastor Joseph Prince of the New Creation Church based in Singapore; if you want a good online reference, try www.gracethrufaith.com. Jack Kelley is a genius.
    The day you give your heart to Jesus, He will set you free.

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