Howard: she cant get her fingers dirty..Beth is a princess..

**Snotty** · 03-14-2013, 05:51 AM

Originally Posted by jackieavenger

believe you me, i'm no fan of beth but i respect her that she stopped fucking him. she probably thought of god and country while banging him before they got married and now that she has him dependent oh her emotionally, she's set up for life. her manipulation of him was pretty shrewd actually

Please........................It's White Trash basic on both sides.......................

**Nemo** · 03-14-2013, 05:55 AM

**bobtraw** · 03-14-2013, 07:53 AM

Originally Posted by Cookiepus

Howard's a sexless 70 year old woman. Unless he is mainlining viagra into his eyeballs, there is no way he can get a hard-on.

Strangely, they don't want a sexless 70 year old woman or a 900 year old man for late night TV.

**IlluminatiJones** · 03-14-2013, 09:15 AM

Originally Posted by jackieavenger

believe you me, i'm no fan of beth but i respect her that she stopped fucking him.

"respect" is too strong a word, but I hear what you're saying, and I agree. it's the most natural and dignified thing she's done.

Originally Posted by jackieavenger

she probably thought of god and country while banging him before they got married and now that she has him dependent oh her emotionally, she's set up for life.

that's why i think she really was a hooker. she had to bite down hard and strangle her natural impulses.................................vomiting, running away, screaming, vomiting again.................................for years before she got him to marry her.

that, by very definition, is a "pro" move.

she was either a hooker or she's ice-water-in-her-veins psychotic. or both.

i think a shogun assassin or a navy seal wouldn't have lasted near as long as she did.

Originally Posted by jackieavenger

her manipulation of him was pretty shrewd actually

not really; he was just an incredibly easy mark. it probably took her aback exactly how easy he was. yeah, there was probably some freaky shit in the beginning, but probably nothing she hadn't done before. then, over the years, she probably just slow-drip weaned him off the sex.

one thing that was really shrewd, but i hesitate to give her credit for, because she probably didn't consciously realize it, was the "we're so in love; i can't stand to not be with him" talk. not only is that stuff as good as, if not better than, a blowjob to a narcissistic freak like Howard, but it's a kind of preemptive strike against complaining. meaning, it kind of signs Howard up to the conspiracy of bullshit, and kind of guarantees his silence around what a horrible wife she is.

by eating up the fictional bouquets he can't really bitch about things, can he? else the facade will crumble.

on top of that, he seems to have just handed her his sack, no questions asked. but i'm getting the distinct impression that she don't want 'em.

score another one for "dignity", then.

but i doubt they're having any sex these days. for one thing, you've kind of got to be in the same place for that.

and if she can find any takers she'll jump ship the first chance she gets. and that's another thing i would completely understand, and while i wouldn't "respect" her for doing it, i'd less-disrespect her for doing it.

**Lou Cypher** · 03-14-2013, 09:46 AM

Originally Posted by IlluminatiJones

...and if she can find any takers she'll jump ship the first chance she gets. and that's another thing i would completely understand, and while i wouldn't "respect" her for doing it, i'd less-disrespect her for doing it.

That explains why she's hitting on Stamos and Zach Braff on Twitter.