View Poll Results: Ummmm drop?

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  1. #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by Super Mario View Post
    I know I need to stop and I will soon
    Srs. Do it.

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    Isn't he being cremated? My great aunt was cremated and her son just dropped her in the hole.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bobtraw View Post
    Isn't he being cremated?
    Hope so. Cemeteries are the biggest waste of property ever.

    Aint nobody got land for that!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bobtraw View Post
    Isn't he being cremated? My great aunt was cremated and her son just dropped her in the hole.
    No he's going in a vault that he paid for. Didn't bother paying for his casket though that was a grand

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    My mother in law informed us that when she dies she wants to be cremated and then dumped in a body of water -- any body of water. I would be more specific if it were me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bobtraw View Post
    My mother in law informed us that when she dies she wants to be cremated and then dumped in a body of water -- any body of water. I would be more specific if it were me.
    There are certain things in life you want to nail down. That is definitely one of them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by eliasbboy View Post
    There are certain things in life you want to nail down. That is definitely one of them.
    She is going to die any day now and she doesn't give a s--t about anything anymore. I am going through the weirdest time of my life right now and that's saying something.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bobtraw View Post
    My mother in law informed us that when she dies she wants to be cremated and then dumped in a body of water -- any body of water. I would be more specific if it were me.
    Is a toilet a body of water?

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    I'll be chillaxin in cryogenics pool. See you motherfuckers in 4670 AD!


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    My husband brought home this pamphlet called "Gone From My Sight: The Dying Experience" the other day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bobtraw View Post
    She is going to die any day now and she doesn't give a s--t about anything anymore. I am going through the weirdest time of my life right now and that's saying something.
    Honestly I want my wife to do whatever is cheapest to get rid of me when I croak. I don't think it matters and believe it is a HUGE scam and waste of $$$$. Maybe your MIL simply thinks the same?

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    The human body is 60% water.
    Eat 60% of her ashes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lemmy View Post
    Honestly I want my wife to do whatever is cheapest to get rid of me when I croak. I don't think it matters and believe it is a HUGE scam and waste of $$$$. Maybe your MIL simply thinks the same?
    Maybe. I don't really care what happens to me, either, when I die, but I guess I want others to have something nice. Like I don't care, but I don't want my husband to walk out of the crematorium with some freezer bags of my ashes. I don't think that makes sense, but whatever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gilaet View Post
    The human body is 60% water.
    Eat 60% of her ashes.
    I'm not going to eat her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bobtraw View Post
    I'm not going to eat her.
    Have some respect for the dead.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gilaet View Post
    Have some respect for the dead.
    No, you.

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    Screw this, I'm going to get some Taco Bell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Super Mario View Post
    stop freaking me out
    I hope your hands don't sweat, bro

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    I had to walk through snow...it was rough
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    Shine only ROY this year
    TEAM HAL CFO/ SECOND IN COMMAND

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    Quote Originally Posted by Super Mario View Post
    my dads brother.
    Is he going to be oK?

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