She's a little to blame, he's a little to blame. The age gap is probably a lot to blame.
But you know who gets off scott-free in all of this??? The gerbil up his ass.
What did the brown gerbil say to the white gerbil?
You must be new here.
How do you know you're at the gay Tunnel of Love?
They hand out gerbils at the entrance.
Kinison had a great routine about how if you ever went to a pet store and they were sold out of gerbils and hamsters that it was obvious who just went shopping for sex toys. "Sorry Billy...you can't get a new hamster today...because some fag is shoving little fluffy up his ass for sexual pleasure...Ohh ohh!!!!".