Thank god Howard and Beth have an 18-year age gap.
http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-...ge-gap-2013133
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03-13-2013, 03:41 PM #1Maverick
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Cindy Crawford Blames Failed Marriage to Richard Gere on 17-Year Age Gap
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03-13-2013, 03:48 PM #2Dawg Saloon Staff
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This won't happen to their love, Beth just likes to hang out at home with Howard and watch TV.
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03-13-2013, 04:18 PM #3Bar Fly
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Yeah. Who would-a thought. 17 year age difference.
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03-13-2013, 04:38 PM #4Maverick
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She's a little to blame, he's a little to blame. The age gap is probably a lot to blame.
But you know who gets off scott-free in all of this??? The gerbil up his ass.Someone's colostomy bag is full...
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03-13-2013, 04:41 PM #5Duke of Douchebags
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Keep in mind that Beth has the mental capacity of a 5 year old golden retriever
'Don't cry Don't raise your eye It's only teenage wasteland'
Howard: How can they ever replace your voice?
Roger: No that's Pete
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03-13-2013, 05:11 PM #6Bar Fly
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What did the brown gerbil say to the white gerbil?
Originally Posted by BrerJimmy
You must be new here.
How do you know you're at the gay Tunnel of Love?
They hand out gerbils at the entrance.
Kinison had a great routine about how if you ever went to a pet store and they were sold out of gerbils and hamsters that it was obvious who just went shopping for sex toys. "Sorry Billy...you can't get a new hamster today...because some fag is shoving little fluffy up his ass for sexual pleasure...Ohh ohh!!!!".
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03-13-2013, 05:40 PM #7Bar Fly
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Cindy Crawford was married to Richard Gere?
Derka Derka Derka
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