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    DS Supporter Super Mario's Avatar
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    Unhappy I have to be a paulBearer on Monday anyone have any tips for me?

    i really do not want to do it.

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    Keep Calm and Fak U
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    Too soon

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    Tha Pain
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chriza View Post
    Too son
    Makes sense.
    She said you're like a disease without any cure...
    She said I'm so obsessed that I'm becoming a bore, oh no...
    Ah, you think you're so pretty...

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    dont drop the casket

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    Quote Originally Posted by wicked smaaaht View Post
    dont drop the casket
    one of the handles on my brother's casket broke on the way down the church stairs after the funeral, my cousin said "well we knew he would go out with a bang"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mlaw View Post
    one of the handles on my brother's casket broke on the way down the church stairs after the funeral, my cousin said "well we knew he would go out with a bang"
    I see where you get your humor
    What Would Lawrence McGuire Do?

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    Quote Originally Posted by GHP View Post
    I see where you get your humor

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    Choke slam the dead nigger.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jackie the jerk View Post
    Choke slam the dead nigger.
    Alert!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    blithering asshole
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    Use lots of make up around the eyes...

    Chairman of the bored

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    FALLYN STAR
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    be brave and do it
    its not about you

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    wear some sunglasses.

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    DS Supporter Super Mario's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by BudBudha View Post
    wear some sunglasses.
    I have no cool one's

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    Quote Originally Posted by Super Mario View Post
    I have no cool one's
    not for fashion but in case you tear up.

    Everyone handles funerals differently.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BudBudha View Post
    not for fashion but in case you tear up.

    Everyone handles funerals differently.
    I won't be crying just want to look cool

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    Maverick

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    Hold on tightly.

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    Smile alot

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    people should be cremated
    "there's no one you can save that can't be saved"

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    Quote Originally Posted by beatlejews View Post
    people should be cremated
    He is being cremated

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    Quote Originally Posted by Super Mario View Post
    He is being cremated
    If they give you white gloves to wear make sure you get a good grip because those suckers make the casket slippery. It's a nice gesture that they asked you to be a pallbearer so don't back out at the last minute.

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