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    Quote Originally Posted by HeinousMark View Post
    I saw the Pepsi bottle and ashtray? and at first I thought it was an angle grinder


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    Quote Originally Posted by MatthewT View Post
    figured he's either re-finishing the floors or does worse things to his dates than previously imagined



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    It's the millennium. It's OK to hate the niggers again
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    Hitler was a liberal; National Socialist Party

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    Suit1

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    Quote Originally Posted by gilaet View Post
    Ask the rest of the pallbearers if they even lift.
    ^^ This. But wait until you are in the middle of it and then just pop the fuck off!!



    "Jesus!! Do you guys even lift?? Put it down and I'll do it myself!! You see these guns?? Show some god damned respect!!"
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    you people are assholes. except for Potato.
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    I'm pro-potato!!!!!

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    Suit 2 it's tight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Super Mario View Post


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    Lime green would be fucking cool
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    Mlaw, as long as I live I will never understand how you passed the bar. You are dumber than a fucking rock. I bet you fucking cheated your way through school.

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    Do you guys even lift?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lemmy View Post
    Wear whatever nice clothes that you have and are comfortable in. If you have minimal use for a suit then it's a waste of money. A nice button up shirt and slacks should be acceptable. It's the thought and paying your respects that count.
    Very true. Last time I had to go to a funeral, I went and got a relatively cheap button shirt and some black Dockers, and polished up my Ropers a little bit. Hell, out here half the people go in Jeans. It's not a fashion show. Except cool shades are a must
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    It's the millennium. It's OK to hate the niggers again
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    Hitler was a liberal; National Socialist Party

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    Suit 3 very comfortable

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    Are you guys doing the shoulder-hoist like Whitney Houston got? Now *that* would be cool....

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    I don't know if it's proper funeral etiquette, but I think you could leave the jacket unbuttoned and it would look better
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    It's the millennium. It's OK to hate the niggers again
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    Can you whistle Taps?

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    Quote Originally Posted by HeinousMark View Post
    I don't know if it's proper funeral etiquette, but I think you could leave the jacket unbuttoned and it would look better
    Not to mention that it wouldn't pull across his chest so much, and therefore the sleeves would reach a proper length.

    You can tell his guns make an impact with the fit of that jacket.
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    You are one cool motha fucker Slip
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    Quote Originally Posted by Super Mario View Post


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    I like this one on you.

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    #3 is fine if it's the most comfortable. And you keep it buttoned until you sit down. Re-button when you stand back up

    Quote Originally Posted by Dawg View Post

    Mlaw, as long as I live I will never understand how you passed the bar. You are dumber than a fucking rock. I bet you fucking cheated your way through school.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Babs View Post
    I like this one on you.
    Can I wear a white button down under it ?

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    Wear #3 suitjacket with no shirt underneath and short shorts. It's what your uncle would have wanted.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lemmy View Post
    Wear #3 suitjacket with no shirt underneath and short shorts. It's what your uncle would have wanted.
    I'll turn his funeral in to my coming out party

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    uh, i'm no fashion maven, but when did men start buttoning the bottom button?
    The day you give your heart to Jesus, He will set you free.

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    Ballhuggers are always a crowd favorite!

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