Get drunk. Insist on saying a few words. Pop off
Get drunk. Insist on saying a few words. Pop off
What Would Lawrence McGuire Do?
Stop and put your ear to the casket and go "Did you guys hear that?".
You're way more Percy Pringle than Paul Bearer
Snort some of the ashes so your loved one is with you forever.
the casket probably has to be carried to a car from the service then from the car to the oven![]()
Buy a bed frame
Ask the rest of the pallbearers if they even lift.
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