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    The Catholics elect yet another fine specimen of health, vigor, & vitality

    ..Showing the World just how serious their commitment is on maintaining the same ol' same ol'

    Well done, fella's !! You outta get a good 12 to 18 months out of this one !!!



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    Quote Originally Posted by gilaet View Post
    What are you dropping for supper, HAL?

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    The day you give your heart to Jesus, He will set you free.

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    man, the catholics here are completely fooled into thinking they're christians

    does nobody remember that it was the romans who not only condemned Jesus to death, but also fed millions of christians to the lions?
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    Tell me more about the North Korean work ethic

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    Quote Originally Posted by nserafini View Post
    Tell me more about the North Korean work ethic
    join army or starve
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    Quote Originally Posted by 2Manboobs View Post
    ..Showing the World just how serious their commitment is on maintaining the same ol' same ol'

    Well done, fella's !! You outta get a good 12 to 18 months out of this one !!!



    meh .. I'll give him 5-6 years before Alzheimers sets in

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    oddly enough, for the past 500 years or so, the average pope term is super close to 11 years; like 11.05
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    WTF? I heard better speech's from CEO's of GM and Ford.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MatthewT View Post
    man, the catholics here are completely fooled into thinking they're christians

    does nobody remember that it was the romans who not only condemned Jesus to death, but also fed millions of christians to the lions?

    Their whole obsession with ritual & "regalia" is pretty creepy....
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    Quote Originally Posted by MatthewT View Post
    man, the catholics here are completely fooled into thinking they're christians

    does nobody remember that it was the romans who not only condemned Jesus to death, but also fed millions of christians to the lions?

    yeah but they felt bad about it afterwards.
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    their "shepherd" to guide them through the tribulation has been in child rape capital of the world, buenos aires

    i mean, you can't write shit like that
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    Why are Catholics not real Christians?

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    In the 12th century, Irish Archbishop Malachy wrote a list of 112 popes beginning with Celestine II, who died in 1144 AD after serving for only one year. It shows retiring Pope Benedict as number 111 since then. According to Malachy, that means the next pope will be the last one.

    Malachy’s description of him says,
    “In the final persecution of the Holy Roman Church there will reign Peter the Roman, who will feed his flock amid many tribulations, after which the seven-hilled city will be destroyed and the dreadful Judge will judge the people. The End.”
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    Quote Originally Posted by O Face View Post
    Why are Catholics not real Christians?
    has nobody ever heard of Martin Luther?
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    Quote Originally Posted by JWC View Post
    yeah but they felt bad about it afterwards.
    they do love that guilt thing, don't they

    incessant guilt leads to weekly confessions which compel weekly donations
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dusco View Post
    WTF? I heard better speech's from CEO's of GM and Ford.

    I'm pretty sure he was caught off-guard .. I think he was on his way to the bathroom to change his Depends when they told him he had to go up there & introduce himself ... I'd imagine its pretty hard to give a resounding speech when your diapers are full of last nights dinner

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    Quote Originally Posted by gilaet View Post
    What are you dropping for supper, HAL?

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    Quote Originally Posted by O Face View Post
    Why are Catholics not real Christians?
    some are, some aren't. the ones who have placed their hopes for salvation in Jesus Christ and His finished work will be saved; all who believe; all who receive Him.

    the ones that think that being "good catholics" will get them into heaven will go through the tribulation
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