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  1. 03-13-2013, 08:57 AM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by Super Mario View Post
    Nice bottom row of teeth. They look like somebody took a sledgehammer to a piano.
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  2. 03-13-2013, 09:03 AM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by Super Mario View Post
    are you still in Miami?
    Yeah not too much longer though

    Do you have any weed? Smoke a joint, rub one out to schmoopy giving you head against his will, and go back to sleep for awhile
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    Quote Originally Posted by GHP View Post
    Yeah not too much longer though

    Do you have any weed? Smoke a joint, rub one out to schmoopy giving you head against his will, and go back to sleep for awhile
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  4. 03-13-2013, 09:06 AM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by Schmoopy View Post
    Nice bottom row of teeth. They look like somebody took a sledgehammer to a piano.
    oh its about to go down in the mami thread you dumb fuck its on.
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  5. 03-13-2013, 09:11 AM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by Super Mario View Post
    so much pain today , I have fat pain too I need good hangover food.
    Find the greasiest fucking burger you can think of and super size it. I will change you forever.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Super Mario View Post
    I need the mods to delete them....

    You look like Morrissey in this one


    Wisdom from an old drunk: Cheap liquor, such as dollar store vodka, is gonna be cut with grain alcohol, which is bad enough, but then you throw those sugary pancakes and syrup in there and that's a real good formula for a hangover...



    PS: Dr. Heinous recommends a nice warm greasy Mexican breakfast, lots of orange juice or tomato juice, aspirin (not Tylenol), and drink lots of water.
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    It's the millennium. It's OK to hate the niggers again
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    Hitler was a liberal; National Socialist Party
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  7. 03-13-2013, 09:13 AM #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by RH Goatcabin View Post
    Find the greasiest fucking burger you can think of and super size it. I will change you forever.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RH Goatcabin View Post
    Find the greasiest fucking burger you can think of and super size it. I will change you forever.
    Goatcabin! Volunteer, young man!
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  9. 03-13-2013, 09:33 AM #29
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    Quote Originally Posted by face palm View Post
    i keep thinking your me for a minute i look at the post like did i say that?
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  10. 03-13-2013, 09:33 AM #30
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    Quote Originally Posted by Super Mario View Post
    I sleep kumute style like the Japanese . you dont want to be too comfortable when you sleep or you will be in bed all day.

    that was not the irrational answer I was looking for god dammit
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  11. 03-13-2013, 09:33 AM #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by Super Mario View Post
    oh its about to go down in the mami thread you dumb fuck its on.
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  12. 03-13-2013, 09:34 AM #32
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    Quote Originally Posted by HeinousMark View Post
    You look like Morrissey in this one


    Wisdom from an old drunk: Cheap liquor, such as dollar store vodka, is gonna be cut with grain alcohol, which is bad enough, but then you throw those sugary pancakes and syrup in there and that's a real good formula for a hangover...



    PS: Dr. Heinous recommends a nice warm greasy Mexican breakfast, lots of orange juice or tomato juice, aspirin (not Tylenol), and drink lots of water.
    man i would love some mexican right now but no car so i have to settle for a string cheese. and sitting in between my dog and cat i hardly got any.
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  13. 03-13-2013, 09:35 AM #33
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    Quote Originally Posted by Super Mario View Post
    i keep thinking your me for a minute i look at the post like did i say that?
    weird for me too
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  14. 03-13-2013, 10:06 AM #34
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    Quote Originally Posted by Super Mario View Post
    I sleep kumute style like the Japanese . you dont want to be too comfortable when you sleep or you will be in bed all day.
    I couldn't find anything on this. What's the right way to spell it?
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  15. 03-13-2013, 10:07 AM #35
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    Quote Originally Posted by HaroldJackson View Post
    I couldn't find anything on this. What's the right way to spell it?
    nip bed
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  16. 03-13-2013, 10:10 AM #36
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    Quote Originally Posted by HaroldJackson View Post
    I couldn't find anything on this. What's the right way to spell it?
    You won't find anything I made the word up
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  17. 03-13-2013, 10:19 AM #37
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    You sleep straight on the floor, or on a mattress?
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    I want to fuck young boys
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    What can I say? I love massive loads.
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  18. 03-13-2013, 10:20 AM #38
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    and then it was gone
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  19. 03-13-2013, 10:21 AM #39
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    What do you actually do all day Mario?
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  20. 03-13-2013, 10:22 AM #40
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    did the mami thread get deleted?
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