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    why wont howard just come out and admit he dyes his wigs?

    Honestly Howards hair would be a non issue

    If from day one he would have let it go thin and grey

    I mean he made millions talking about his mico cock..

    He truly looks like a monster. And most would prop him

    for doing so much with so little....most


    Its the 2000 teens no one gives a shit about bald men


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    Quote Originally Posted by xavier View Post
    Honestly Howards hair would be a non issue

    If from day one he would have let it go thin and grey

    I mean he made millions talking about his mico cock..

    He truly looks like a monster. And most would prop him

    for doing so much with so little....most


    Its the 2000 teens no one gives a shit about bald men
    He actually likes the negative attention?
    "I heard you're.............really....................sick" - devoted wife Beth Ostrosky, to her husband, H. Allen Stern

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    Quote Originally Posted by IlluminatiJones View Post
    He actually likes the negative attention?

    Seems pretty defensive every time he is called out so
    Don't think thats it


    'Don't cry Don't raise your eye It's only teenage wasteland'
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    he's bought into an "image". and what an image that is


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    Quote Originally Posted by balloon knot View Post
    he's bought into an "image". and what an image that is

    His eye glasses are filthy as fuck to boot


    'Don't cry Don't raise your eye It's only teenage wasteland'
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    Quote Originally Posted by balloon knot View Post
    he's bought into an "image". and what an image that is

    Spare a kidney?

    RIP Bro-

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    Quote Originally Posted by balloon knot View Post
    he's bought into an "image". and what an image that is

    Style experts refer to his style as "rock n' roll Jewish grandmother pelican fag". At least according to Esquire.
    Someone's colostomy bag is full...

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    Quote Originally Posted by BrerJimmy View Post
    Style experts refer to his style as "rock n' roll Jewish grandmother pelican fag". At least according to Esquire.

    he's ready to cautiously party 'Murica......

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    Quote Originally Posted by xavier View Post
    Honestly Howards hair would be a non issue

    If from day one he would have let it go thin and grey

    I mean he made millions talking about his mico cock..

    He truly looks like a monster. And most would prop him

    for doing so much with so little....most


    Its the 2000 teens no one gives a shit about bald men

    Notice that Howard no longer talks about his micro penis. Not since his divorce.

    Post-divorce Howard is not self-effacing. He's self-promoting. He's not every man. He's better than every man.

    And you can't be better than every man when you're old, bald and gray.

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    Quote Originally Posted by blottomsup View Post
    Notice that Howard no longer talks about his micro penis. Not since his divorce.

    Post-divorce Howard is not self-effacing. He's self-promoting. He's not every man. He's better than every man.

    And you can't be better than every man when you're old, bald and gray.
    in fairness this isnt even the slightest bit true..just Monday he was talking about his boy sized package during the gerard butler interview multiple times, then again when he did the monologue about the kid in India who's mom killed him for having a tiny pecker, if anything he dragged it out and dragged it out

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    Quote Originally Posted by nicksgt View Post
    in fairness this isnt even the slightest bit true..just Monday he was talking about his boy sized package during the gerard butler interview multiple times, then again when he did the monologue about the kid in India who's mom killed him for having a tiny pecker, if anything he dragged it out and dragged it out
    Fair enough. My bad.

    When I stopped listening to the show a few years ago, Howard had not talked about his micro penis for years.

    Carry on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by blottomsup View Post
    Fair enough. My bad.

    When I stopped listening to the show a few years ago, Howard had not talked about his micro penis for years.

    Carry on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by blottomsup View Post
    Notice that Howard no longer talks about his micro penis. Not since his divorce.

    Post-divorce Howard is not self-effacing. He's self-promoting. He's not every man. He's better than every man.

    And you can't be better than every man when you're old, bald and gray.
    fixed
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    He should just come out and say he is gay.
    Making dollar signs like Ted DiBiase.

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    Quote Originally Posted by xavier View Post
    Honestly Howards hair would be a non issue

    If from day one he would have let it go thin and grey

    I mean he made millions talking about his mico cock..

    He truly looks like a monster. And most would prop him

    for doing so much with so little....most


    Its the 2000 teens no one gives a shit about bald men
    His head is fucking deformed!

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    I doubt he dyes his wig. I'm sure he gets 'em pre-dyed.

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