Did you openly weep when your child was born??

**Babs** · 03-14-2013, 04:38 PM

Originally Posted by Lawsy

10 pounds? Gooood lawd. You deserve like a medal for being in labor that long.

I had back labor for about an hour. Then they sent me off for the c-section. I went into it thinking, I can hack this labor thing. No big fuckin deal! I got this.

I so did not have it.

It was scheduled. No labor and I was epiduraled.

**nazdrowie** · 03-14-2013, 04:39 PM

Babs shitted out a 10 pound baby?

**Lawsy** · 03-14-2013, 04:40 PM

oops. my bad. was thinking of The Snork.

Still 10 pounds is pretty impressive. That woulda tore you up, girl!

**Babs** · 03-14-2013, 04:45 PM

Originally Posted by nazdrowie

Babs shitted out a 10 pound baby?

I was sliced open to get him out.

**nazdrowie** · 03-14-2013, 04:46 PM

Originally Posted by Babs

I was sliced open to get him out.

that's a relief

**Lawsy** · 03-14-2013, 04:47 PM

Originally Posted by nazdrowie

Babs shitted out a 10 pound baby?

No cut and stapled.

**Lawsy** · 03-14-2013, 04:47 PM

My biggest worry was that I was going to shit on the table.

**Babs** · 03-14-2013, 04:51 PM

Originally Posted by nazdrowie

that's a relief

Rme

**Babs** · 03-14-2013, 04:52 PM

Originally Posted by Lawsy

My biggest worry was that I was going to shit on the table.

You didnt have an enema first?

**2Manboobs** · 03-14-2013, 04:55 PM

Originally Posted by Lawsy

My biggest worry was that I was going to shit on the table.

Yeah, that went though my mind as well when I was standing down near the danger zone

**Lawsy** · 03-14-2013, 04:56 PM

Originally Posted by Babs

You didnt have an enema first?

I did! I actually requested one. And the nurse said "long time ago, we required enemas but now they don't. you're the first to ever request one"

Of course the enema turned out to be for nothing and left me with some serious poots but i wasn't taking any chances.

**Lawsy** · 03-14-2013, 04:57 PM

Originally Posted by 2Manboobs

Yeah, that went though my mind as well when I was standing down near the danger zone

It happens more often than you'd think and is actually very normal. But I shit pebbles and I could just see one of my pebbles being shat out and then rolling on the floor like little rocks.

**VeeB** · 03-14-2013, 06:39 PM

I don't think I did. I was way too fucked up on drugs and lack of sleep to remember much about it.

**VeeB** · 03-14-2013, 06:41 PM

Also LOLing at Scott knowing what VBAC means

**Satori Brah** · 03-14-2013, 06:43 PM

Originally Posted by Lawsy

I did! I actually requested one. And the nurse said "long time ago, we required enemas but now they don't. you're the first to ever request one"

Of course the enema turned out to be for nothing and left me with some serious poots but i wasn't taking any chances.

Originally Posted by Lawsy

It happens more often than you'd think and is actually very normal. But I shit pebbles and I could just see one of my pebbles being shat out and then rolling on the floor like little rocks.