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    Could you make it in porn?

    Stamina, size, endurance..
    Me - prolly not, I'm good for a load then I wanna just crash the fuck out. Just being honest.

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    i could do glory hole vids. not working the hole though.
    you just don't turn it off.

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    well look at this turd who showed up and ruined the party. eat a bowl a dicks son.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dinkus mayhem View Post
    i could do glory hole vids. not working the hole though.
    they got glory holes in Florida, or so I've heard.

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    My equipment would require tricky angles.
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    mojo is a real man.

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    Hey, I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin', but I think unicorns are kick ass!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gomez El Fartknockero View Post
    they got glory holes in Florida, or so I've heard.
    that'd be so awesome. stick your dick in a hole, some woman sucks you off, go home happy.

    ...get aids.


    the idea of getting a bj at a glory hoe or using a prostitute are intriguing but i could never do either.
    you just don't turn it off.

    Quote Originally Posted by dinkus mayhem View Post
    well look at this turd who showed up and ruined the party. eat a bowl a dicks son.

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    not a fucking chance in hell

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    Hell no

    Nor would I want to.
    http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs10/i/2006/120/3/f/jj_hearts_pink_floyd_by_Jessica_Necromancer.gif

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    yeah I think I could be a star. I would get famous for using my filthy mouth and degrading the other person as they are fucking me with really mean comments.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Super Mario View Post
    yeah I think I could be a star. I would get famous for using my filthy mouth and degrading the other person as they are fucking me with really mean comments.
    call you the Hate Fuckee

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    My cock would be worshipped by midget chicks......average sized broads not so much. I'm also what is technically known as "hideous" so no chance.

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    I have not felt the touch of a woman in a while so I assume It would not take long lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryan Lever View Post
    I have not felt the touch of a woman in a while so I assume It would not take long lol
    might last longer with a guy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Super Mario View Post
    might last longer with a guy
    Or with a woman like this....

    http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs10/i/2006/120/3/f/jj_hearts_pink_floyd_by_Jessica_Necromancer.gif

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    Quote Originally Posted by DarkFriday View Post
    Or with a woman like this....

    I might even fuck that

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryan Lever View Post
    I have not felt the touch of a woman in a while so I assume It would not take long lol
    What's a while? 4-9 months, 5-16 years? You got no game tart boy?

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    I wouldn't be able to do it without drugs. And, drugs aren't good for me. The answer is no. I wouldn't do it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Keyless Chuck View Post
    What's a while? 4-9 months, 5-16 years? You got no game tart boy?
    I think me and you would make an awesome porno your hot as fuck. I would want it anywhere and everywhere you are willling to go ill be your b iggest dirty slut.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Super Mario View Post
    I think me and you would make an awesome porno your hot as fuck. I would want it anywhere and everywhere you are willling to go ill be your b iggest dirty slut.
    I MIGHT agree to do a porno with you for 2 million

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