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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave View Post
    Nevermind. I was going to break your chops, but the first white buddhist I found on YouTube proved your point.

    see?!
    you just don't turn it off.

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    The guy in those videos sounds Canadian

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    Plus I think that guy probably is a homo, so that is not a good control subject.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VeeB View Post
    The guy in those videos sounds Canadian
    i was kind of thinking that the faggy affectation of which i speak is also kind of canadian sounding. but i don't mean that as an insult canada. you know i love yous.
    you just don't turn it off.

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    you just don't turn it off.

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    Is John Malkovich a Buddhist?

    Quote Originally Posted by Nikkerz View Post
    That homo would fuck me in my ass with his 3 inch AROUND cock, and I couldn't get my pussy licked ONCE...and I showered WAAAAY more than he did.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dinkus mayhem View Post
    ever go to a conference or speaker on buddhism? like jack kornfield or someone like that? they have this soft spoken, thoughful cadence to their voice an their voice sounds airy and ethereal. then they ask for questions from the audience and everyone who goes to the mic and asks a question emulates the speakers vocal qualities. it's nauseating and demeaning.
    Eckhart Tolle is the funniest


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    Quote Originally Posted by Scott View Post
    Is John Malkovich a Buddhist?

    he's a pacifist.
    you just don't turn it off.

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    The first Time I landed in California a group of buddists tried to take me away at the airport and my friend came chasing me and he ripped up all my material and told them to get the fuck away from me. I guess it was a cult.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dinkus mayhem View Post
    he's a pacifist.
    Sounds exhausting.
    Quote Originally Posted by Nikkerz View Post
    That homo would fuck me in my ass with his 3 inch AROUND cock, and I couldn't get my pussy licked ONCE...and I showered WAAAAY more than he did.

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    I've dabbled in Buddhism.....Buddha is just alright with me.... My defining moment was in Bill Murray's The Razor's Edge, the part where some old Master Monk sends him off into the Himalayas with nothing but a book of some immortal wisdom....after a while sitting and shivering and miserable, reading the book, he's all "Fuck this shit!" and he uses the book to start a fire to get warm.
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    Quote Originally Posted by VeeB View Post
    The guy in those videos sounds Canadian
    That's two different guys.

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    Oh wait, nevermind. Different glasses

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave View Post
    Oh wait, nevermind. Different glasses
    you just don't turn it off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dinkus mayhem View Post
    i don't care about it as a religion. but what i noticed is that every buddhist i know and/or meet talks in that faggy white guy buddhist voice. the philosophy doesn't teach it. the religion doesn't teach it. but all the white people who become buddhists start talking like it. how come?
    i married a buddhist and i've kind of been a buddhist since 1977 or so. not a good one but i try.

    i have a manly voice by the way and don't hang out with gringo buddhists unless they have a vagina.

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    Remember when Stuttering John asked the Dalai Lama if people come up to him and say, "Hello Dalai"? That was pretty funny.

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