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  1. 03-12-2013, 05:26 PM #1
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    ITT: The Love Doctor Brah® is in the house to take your questions (srs) :hump:

    Since I was very successful helping our little friend Chriza gain the confidence to almost
    bang Cancer Stick Girl (he got a hickey and third base...not bad) I will field questions
    from the men and women of Dawgs in their relationship, dating or sex questions.






    btw.....I had the cajun fajitas tonight



    ok..... and go

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  2. 03-12-2013, 05:28 PM #2
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    He got to "third base"? What izz he, 14?
    Face the fact, I fly on planets every day.
    My nucleus friend, prepare, I return again...
    My 7XL is not yet invented.
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  3. 03-12-2013, 05:28 PM #3
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    do chicks dig the YOLO movement?
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  4. 03-12-2013, 05:29 PM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stevie View Post
    He got to "third base"? What izz he, 14?
    don't rain on his parade, Steven

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  5. 03-12-2013, 05:31 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by nazdrowie View Post
    do chicks dig the YOLO movement?
    They do.

    Genetically they are wired to protect their babies from outside threats
    which makes them more cautious when confronted with sausage fingered
    gentlemen (no offense). The YOLO movement lets them tap into your
    wild side and we, as guys, benefit greatly.

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  6. 03-12-2013, 05:32 PM #6
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    chriza lives on third base
    John 3:16
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  7. 03-12-2013, 05:32 PM #7
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    Schmoopy: please report to this thread

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  8. 03-12-2013, 05:34 PM #8
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    Satori Brah, I've heard some guys mention that black women have a distinct odor they've never encountered before. I say it is the eau de amour

    What do you say
    Quote Originally Posted by Dawg View Post

    Mlaw, as long as I live I will never understand how you passed the bar. You are dumber than a fucking rock. I bet you fucking cheated your way through school.
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  9. 03-12-2013, 05:36 PM #9
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    i like cardio
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    Quote Originally Posted by face palm View Post
    i like cardio
    wanna fight?
    Do you think you could kick Satori's masculine ass?
    Quote Originally Posted by Dawg View Post

    Mlaw, as long as I live I will never understand how you passed the bar. You are dumber than a fucking rock. I bet you fucking cheated your way through school.
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  11. 03-12-2013, 05:38 PM #11
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    IS there any way to get out of the friendzone? Or do you just chalk it up as a loss and move on?
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    Does satori like bare back or a condom when taking it in the ass?
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    What do I do to get a straight guy naked?
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    Has a girl ever ate out your ass before?
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  15. 03-12-2013, 05:41 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by Super Mario View Post
    What do I do to get a straight guy naked?
    let him fuck your bff
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    Quote Originally Posted by Super Mario View Post
    What do I do to get a straight guy naked?
    PM me...
    Face the fact, I fly on planets every day.
    My nucleus friend, prepare, I return again...
    My 7XL is not yet invented.
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  17. 03-12-2013, 05:43 PM #17
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    i heard drinking a lot of pineapple juice make cum taste good. Does it?
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    Some girl and guy are arguing tonight in the ghetto she just called him The Devil's Ass
    Quote Originally Posted by Dawg View Post

    Mlaw, as long as I live I will never understand how you passed the bar. You are dumber than a fucking rock. I bet you fucking cheated your way through school.
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  19. 03-12-2013, 05:44 PM #19
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    yolo movement
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    crack isn't funny
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    "You are The Devil's Ass mothafucka!"

    Like that
    Quote Originally Posted by Dawg View Post

    Mlaw, as long as I live I will never understand how you passed the bar. You are dumber than a fucking rock. I bet you fucking cheated your way through school.
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